EmmyLou Loves #109 Xmas ebook of lies, crimes against our eyes, hovel & gusset filled with flies

[Icantlookaway]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that

I still maintain that ALove and SueLyn used to get it on like Ruby and Violet whenever Emmy used to jet off to impordent bizness meetings in Sydney many moons ago when ALove still resided at Chez Hovel.

At this point, I'm surprised Alove and SL's faces haven't been photoshsopped onto Ruby and Violet going for gold

 

[Mslane]

Emmy don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing she needs
She don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
She just wants clams for her own
More than you could ever know
Make her wish happen now
All she want for Christmas is a cow
Yeah

Emmy don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing that she needs(and she)
Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
Emmy needs to hang her g string there upon the fireplace
Santa Claus will make her happy with a sexy toy on Christmas Day

She just wants some dick for her own
More than she could ever know
Make her wish come true
All emmy want for Christmas is poo, and stew
baby

 

[Icantlookaway]

Emmy don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing she needs
She don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
She just wants clams for her own
More than you could ever know
Make her wish happen now
All she want for Christmas is a cow
Yeah

Emmy don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing that she needs(and she)
Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
Emmy needs to hang her g string there upon the fireplace
Santa Claus will make her happy with a sexy toy on Christmas Day

She just wants some dick for her own
More than she could ever know
Make her wish come true
All emmy want for Christmas is poo, and stew
baby

It's amazing how you start reading something and automatically you know to sing it to a particular tune this is hilarious!!

 

[SnarkyTart]

At this point, I'm surprised Alove and SL's faces haven't been photoshsopped onto Ruby and Violet going for gold

Paging @#Super Cute!

 

[Mslane]

It's amazing how you start reading something and automatically you know to sing it to a particular tune this is hilarious!!

Yes i thought we needed some mariah. Someone needs to rework. And so this is christmas.

 

[notgifted]

Emmylou is sitting on the couch catching up on that last thread, she can’t read very fast & is getting super behind.

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

Emmylou is sitting on the couch catching up on that last thread, she can’t read very fast & is getting super behind.

Perhaps she’s editing E-book dialogue as she knows we have receipts for all the store bought items she’ll claim as home made by herself……

 

[OhMyLou]

How rude I’ve been mad dog busy running to sporting events shopping and cleaning just sat down with a coffee and to my dismay there is radio silence.

What’s up at the hovel?

 

[Icantlookaway]

How rude I’ve been mad dog busy running to sporting events shopping and cleaning just sat down with a coffee and to my dismay there is radio silence.

What’s up at the hovel?

I know, I've been out and about this morning, finally got to sit and relax to watch the tit show, and nothing. Except I did miss her live... did anyone see if she got asked about her tax evasion?

 

[#Super Cute]

Paging @#Super Cute!

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[I_Fricking_Love_It]

I am still frighteningly behind and I’m catching up on this. Just gonna leave this here…

 

[finelines]

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I appreciate you!! Some of your best work here

 

[SnarkyTart]

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I can barely type I'm laughing so hard Cutie Call me an ambulance I am dying

 

[Icantlookaway]

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Ahahahaha that family photo needs to be hung near Bob for sure. Or maybe could be hung in the middle of the WiFi clams as a centrepiece? Well done Cutie, well done

 

[Director of Mugs]

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Dead!

I am still frighteningly behind and I’m catching up on this. Just gonna leave this here…

Emmy all gives us her best facial expressions.
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Ahahahaha that family photo needs to be hung near Bob for sure. Or maybe could be hung in the middle of the WiFi clams as a centrepiece? Well done Cutie, well done

Who is going to make a trip to Officeworks to print this out. Stop by Brad at Canteen for the name of the framer.

 

[notgifted]

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Holy bleeping hell, now we’ve well and truly seen it all
Don’t worry about the ambulance, I need the farkin undertakers mate, I’m so deceased I’m in rigour mortis
This will be so hard to top.
If only a pic could be a thread title.

 

[cheap&nasty]

What’s with the silence??? Big night coming up at the beats or b’ball maybe??
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[notgifted]

What’s with the silence??? Big night coming up at the beats or b’ball maybe??
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She’s so broke she probably had to cut her internet data right back

 

[cashedupbogan]

What’s with the silence??? Big night coming up at the beats or b’ball maybe??
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She cooked curry last night so probably stuck on the sofa

 

[StickyTapeTits]

HygieneLou claimed on her live that she “triple cleanses” her eyes - removes makeup before the shower, washes IN the shower, and then uses marcellah water after the shower and I’ll take Things That Aren’t True for $500 thanks, Alex.

She also said she just thoroughly cleaned her makeup brushes and sanitised all of her beauty products and yeah nah that also never happened.