EmmyLou Loves #109 Xmas ebook of lies, crimes against our eyes, hovel & gusset filled with flies

[Michy02]

EmmyLou Loves # 109 Xmas ebook of lies, crimes against our eyes, hovel and gusset filled with flies, mouth full of minced pies 🪰

A @SnarkyTart & @Michy02 & @#Super Cute (gusset) thread title collab!

EmmyLou has decided to give us early access to her Xmas ebook! Lucky us. She’s wanting us to spellcheck, format and asked if we know Photoshop and about slimming filters??

It’s Xmas month Fezzas I wonder who else will #leftus before the new year?

 

[Limpy Love]

Don't know about anyone else but I'm hanging out for the pavlova recipe!!

Was thread #108 the fastest ever?

 

[#Super Cute]

On the 2nd day of Xmas my Cutie gave to me….

 

[cashedupbogan]

Was thread #108 the fastest ever?

Felt like it was.

 

[SnarkyTart]

I'm farken honoured to be credited alongside two of my faves @Michy02 and @#Super Cute and all I did was blow in at the end and contribute a coupla words...maybe I should release an ebook too? Whaddaya farken think? Could prob throw together something better than Lou's and beat hers to market on me old Magna Doodle this arvo

Thanks for new thread @Michy02 wonder how quick we'll fly through this one?!

 

[CouldSizeDown]

EmmyLou Loves # 109 Xmas ebook of lies, crimes against our eyes, hovel and gusset filled with flies, mouth full of minced pies 🪰

A @SnarkyTart & @Michy02 & @#Super Cute (gusset) thread title collab!

EmmyLou has decided to give us early access to her Xmas ebook! Lucky us. She’s wanting us to spellcheck, format and asked if we know Photoshop and about slimming filters??

It’s Xmas month Fezzas I wonder who else will #leftus before the new year?

Thanks for the new thread, Queen @Michy02!

I’m so excited that it’s only 2 December - so much more AmyLou shitshow to go before Christmas!!

 

[HumptyDumptyLou]

Apart from today’s live old Emmy is being pretty quiet on socials.

Maybe she’s (finally) realising that she’s got nothing of value to offer other than a $10 ebook with cheap photos of basic Xmas recipes and heaps of spelling and grammar mistakes

Loving that the fire sale of Zoe Loss has been extended - again too

 

[Sure…Media!]

On the 2nd day of Xmas my Cutie gave to me….View attachment 2605083

Did I miss the memo about ALove teabagging SL?

 

[BeachBaby]

That rash on her neck - I’m calling shingles. Mine started like that.

 

[Michy02]

I’ve been corrected and will add @somanyteeth to the list of collaborators

 

[exflighty]

I'm farken honoured to be credited alongside two of my faves @Michy02 and @#Super Cute and all I did was blow in at the end and contribute a coupla words...maybe I should release an ebook too? Whaddaya farken think? Could prob throw together something better than Lou's and beat hers to market on me old Magna Doodle this arvo
View attachment 2605085

Thanks for new thread @Michy02 wonder how quick we'll fly through this one?!

I’d pay good money for your e-book Snarky!

 

[SnarkyTart]

Did I miss the memo about ALove teabagging SL?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that

I still maintain that ALove and SueLyn used to get it on like Ruby and Violet whenever Emmy used to jet off to impordent bizness meetings in Sydney many moons ago when ALove still resided at Chez Hovel.

 

[Director of Mugs]

It’s Xmas month Fezzas I wonder who else will #leftus before the new year?

Santa better not.

 

[#Super Cute]

Did I miss the memo about ALove teabagging SL?

My imagination does not extend to an Elf on the Shelf representation of ALove tea bagging Christian Hull

 

[Chickinabiz]

Apart from today’s live old Emmy is being pretty quiet on socials.

Maybe she’s (finally) realising that she’s got nothing of value to offer other than a $10 ebook with cheap photos of basic Xmas recipes and heaps of spelling and grammar mistakes

Loving that the fire sale of Zoe Loss has been extended - again too

Don't forget she even gets her tits out!! Straight from the horse's mouth (story)

 

[AMY$]

My imagination does not extend to an Elf on the Shelf representation of ALove tea bagging Christian Hull

There are some things the mind simply doesn't allow us to see, for our own protection

 

[#Super Cute]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that

I still maintain that ALove and SueLyn used to get it on like Ruby and Violet whenever Emmy used to jet off to impordent bizness meetings in Sydney many moons ago when ALove still resided at Chez Hovel.

Yeah for sure Limp Dick has dipped his wick in Bub’s honey pot once or twice.

 

[Mslane]

Omg the thought of a limp dick trying for the honey hole. Rofl. Sounds like a third date i had 20 years ago.

 

[SnarkyTart]

Yeah for sure Limp Dick has dipped his wick in Bub’s honey pot once or twice.

Gotta spread the ALove! He's like lashings of budder, so smooth.

 

[Bizziebody]

That rash on her neck - I’m calling shingles. Mine started like that.

If she has shingles it couldn’t happen to a more deserving person.She’s in for a bit of pain.