The deafening silence today is very suspicious. Did anyone see her “Live”?
EmmyLou Loves #109 Xmas ebook of lies, crimes against our eyes, hovel & gusset filled with flies
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OMG I can’t believe she bought followers because she dropped to 118! Doesn’t she realise we can see they are fake accounts?? She’s such a dumb dumb! 
Omg. I‘ve frikkin lost it.All characters appearing in this work and are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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She said in her live she wasn't going to put much makeup on as she was only going to pick up Vida. Then proceeded to slap on a ton of foundation, bronzer blush and I lost count of how many layers Of eyeliner. And watching her put lip liner on sends me into a rage for some reason
How is the groundbreaking banana caramel trifle made with Bonne Maman Caramel which does not maketh a banoffee-anything.
I can’t tell if she’s trying hard or hardly trying.
I can’t tell if she’s trying hard or hardly trying.
Download Jules book. 24 pages and only 5 photos of her. No photos of her on the recipes. I suspect Amy will be on every page of her $9.95 book
She mentioned something about working with Amazon for a kindle? So you can take it with you while you shop. Christmas is 23 days away, she’s left it pretty late.
If I ever go missing and they check my internet history for clues as to my last known whereabouts, can a fezza please explain on my behalfHoly bleeping hell, now we’ve well and truly seen it all
Don’t worry about the ambulance, I need the farkin undertakers mate, I’m so deceased I’m in rigour mortis
This will be so hard to top.
If only a pic could be a thread title.
@Broken Veneers will find you. She knows everything!If I ever go missing and they check my internet history for clues as to my last known whereabouts, can a fezza please explain on my behalf
Bonne Maman makes caramel??????? That's all I saw there.
For those who watched the live, did we get to hear Emmy pronouncing Bonne Maman?!
She also said she only had 10 minutes to get ready and then stayed on for about 30 mins.
Time moves at a different pace in the hovel 
I mean it’s fine if you are desperate for something to jizz on ice-cream it would probably pass but it is no Dulce de leche.
Lmao I didnt do anything??I’ve been corrected and will add @somanyteeth to the list of collaborators
But top notch title!
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Numbers are not her strong point.
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I'm bored...where's Lou?!
Theories:
1. A clam fell down and donked her on the head. She's out cold, but the kids finally have some peace and quiet so they won't alert ALove until tomorrow.
2. She's lurking around outside the National Gallery of Victoria, trying to find a a side door to squeeze her melon through and crash their gala event.
3. She's trying to work out how to convert the ebook she made on Microsoft Publisher 95 to Windows 10.
4. She's checked herself into a bewdiful local hosbidal with a mysterious ailment just in time to reel in that cold, hard sympathy ca$h just in time for Christmas.
Theories:
1. A clam fell down and donked her on the head. She's out cold, but the kids finally have some peace and quiet so they won't alert ALove until tomorrow.
2. She's lurking around outside the National Gallery of Victoria, trying to find a a side door to squeeze her melon through and crash their gala event.
3. She's trying to work out how to convert the ebook she made on Microsoft Publisher 95 to Windows 10.
4. She's checked herself into a bewdiful local hosbidal with a mysterious ailment just in time to reel in that cold, hard sympathy ca$h just in time for Christmas.
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One, two, bodadoLmao I didnt do anything??
But top notch title!
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Numbers are not her strong point.
How about a 12 days of Lou-Mas
On the first day of Christmas my A-love gave to me “A gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see”
On the first day of Christmas my A-love gave to me “A gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see”
Where's our favourite portly port melb lass? I see I missed a live but alas am blocked .....must be something exciting going down there.. maybe new wall art .. a hovel garden makeover? Il have to pop back in after being in one of my other favourite threads Caroline Stanury who's just had a facelift to keep up with her 28 YO hubby ... ..
I love this idea!
On the second day of Christmas
ALove gave to me
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see!
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