EmmyLou Loves #108 The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed

[makeitstop]

I havent read further and someone else might have said this but remember when she bought dinnerly boxes to get a gig with them and it lasted like one box and they never sent her another one or another code?
This is why I think that her engagement/payback for their spend isnt good enough.
Thats why I think a lot of her tit is just invited and PR now. Rather than paid gigs.

She tried to sell it to her crew as Dinnerly coming on board to work with her to create meals they must have died when they saw her proudly adding and deleting ingredients from their recipe, the cease and desist must have been sent immediately because we never heard the words Dinnerly again, she is such a dickehead

 

[Director of Mugs]

First day of summerrrr, get ready the same dirty bikini for days on end. She probably hasn't even washed it since she last wore it.

She has said in the past that she washes a certain part

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Hope you're going ok @ketchup menace

 

[AJAYA]

First day of summerrrr, get ready the same dirty bikini for days on end. She probably hasn't even washed it since she last wore it.

 

[Icantlookaway]

But she was shy taking her kit off to walk around Albert park…

Yeah, she's a walking contradiction for sure

 

[somanyteeth]

Yes.

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Cant imagine why no one went for it.
Those bikini bottoms that she wore for 3 days while sleeping on the couch would have had nothing to do with it.
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Hope you're going ok @ketchup menace

Thanks, i just vomited lol

 

[problematicinfluencers]

Next thread title idea:

exhibitionist lou strutting through the park for male validation, instead has the ATO hot on her heels for tax evasion

 

[SnarkyTart]

Sending you lots of Tattle love @ketchup menace

 

[I_Fricking_Love_It]

Did someone say EL did Interior Design?
I used to work at the National Gallery & watching her trying to hang a relatively heavy, framed print on a single tiny hook made my yell at my phone. She is f..king clueless.
One day ALove will come to collect the kids & EL will be trapped underneath a pile of shell tiles, face tiles & this horrible print.
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She could put their photos up on the Bob Marley wall
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Sorry I’m in outer Melbourne and have no idea either. Can’t recall him ever mentioning her or being at the same event.
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He’s lovely & I feel sad he’s been subjected to EL’s dramas
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I’m 50 and took my sons to the last concert Taylor did in Australia. I cried too, especially when he sang Queen’s song. I work at a primary school near the stadium & we listened to the sound checks during the day on our school oval

What.is.that.print? Is it a man holding a mermaid or am I completely blind?

 

[SnarkyTart]

She has said in the past that she washes a certain part

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We have seen and heard some foul things from Lou over the years, but admitting that the gusset of your bikini is a "little on the nose" after 3 days of wear may be the singularly most disgusting. Even SueLyn sounded genuinely sickened. It's not real, raw or relatable, and it's certainly not inspiring - it's pure gutter trash. Why are brands still affiliated with her?? My dog has more class than this oaf, and he eats sheep tit and licks his own gooch!

 

[SmallDickEnergy]

EmmyLou Loves #109: half nudie walks and saggy norks

 

[FeelsLikeBudder]

“On the first day of Christmas my Cutie gave to me….”View attachment 2603321
#gangsallhere

You may have peaked too early #super cute.

 

[BeachBaby]

What.is.that.print? Is it a man holding a mermaid or am I completely blind?

I think it is supposed to be ken and Barbie?

 

[Director of Mugs]

What.is.that.print? Is it a man holding a mermaid or am I completely blind?

It's this print Emmy bought. Just keeping Bob and the clams company.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

If we can close this thread out today, I think it’s our quickest ever?!

Come on Emmylou, jump online with a vague quote or something to tip us over.

 

[#Super Cute]

You may have peaked too early #super cute.

Sounds like a challenge!

 

[somanyteeth]

We have seen and heard some foul things from Lou over the years, but admitting that the gusset of your bikini is a "little on the nose" after 3 days of wear may be the singularly most disgusting. Even SueLyn sounded genuinely sickened. It's not real, raw or relatable, and it's certainly not inspiring - it's pure gutter trash. Why are brands still affiliated with her?? My dog has more class than this oaf, and he eats sheep tit and licks his own gooch!

Im fucken dying. Ive to date never laughed so much and vomited at the same time. Thanks snarky.
And to be clear its about her crusty gusset and not your sheep tit eating dog. That was the part that made me laugh

 

[AMY$]

She’s back up to 119k followers. Mummas bought herself some bots!

Even so 119k followers is not a real influencer

 

[Five Of Each]

This is in is USD too, probably excludes shipping …balancing on an inadequate nail. Just keeps splashing the cash.

I also read an article saying an influencer has been slammed for not wearing a bra….I can see how they thought it it was WindsockLou.

I’m going to vote that this thread title didn’t get it’s time to shine and 109 should just be - 108 title with Part 2/‘Continued’.

 

[Bishma]

First day of summerrrr, get ready the same dirty bikini for days on end. She probably hasn't even washed it since she last wore it.

The Facebook purchased bikinis are on her floor-drobe

 

[Director of Mugs]

Found some recipes for Emmy if she feels like cooking some vegan meals for Aaron for Christmas.

10 easy vegan-friendly recipes that everyone will enjoy this festive season - ABC Everyday

Need some inspiration for a vegan-friendly festive feast? We have you covered, with everything from plant-based mains to scrumptious sides and fuss-free desserts.

www.abc.net.au