How can your heart burst over a dog you’ve met twice?!
Em Sheldon #3 lies on my blog, pretending i own a dog, swipe up I’ve got stuff to flog
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Maple is probably like “who is this orange twit that runs round the garden annoying me”
her version of busy is everyone else’s lazy Sunday. everyday I actually wonder what she does with the time she is awake Apart from eat bread, post shite online and workout.
She also has to find time to wear cheap polyester tit and video herself rocking backwards and forwards, sucking her stomach in whilst trying to stick out her flat pancake arse.
There’s also all the begging for free holidays and meals that she needs to try and slip in all very time consuming.
And most importantly sending herself DM’s from her 589 social media accounts so she can aff link all sorts of pointless tit.
Busy busy day for Tesco value Em. She’s an orange boss babe #ceo don’t you know.
Plus it actually must very time consuming to incessantly comment on everyone else's IG accounts. When I say everyone I mean everyone! Whenever I am mindlessly scrolling IG and click on a random profile without a doubt emshelx was already there!!Its actually 590 social media accounts hunny#hater
Oh yes of course, I forgot about the "team" in her "office"
She's off home, must be time for a team meeting. Maybe her mum's appraisal is due!!!
Oh god, we’re in for a weekend of her telling us she’s in YORKSHIRE and squealing at “mapes” every 5 minutes. 
Haha! And doing her workouts next to the dog. Bad form along with a dog who is thinking what the actual duck?!
Em bingo: maple overload, multiple takeaways, posing in multiple ‘famous’ dresses that are selling out, baking an entire cake for breakfasts, workouts where she looks deranged, walks and run because less busy than London, maybe a meal out but sitting OUTSIDE (don’t worry everyone), mention of her grandparents because she loves them don’t you know.
what did I miss?
Em bingo: maple overload, multiple takeaways, posing in multiple ‘famous’ dresses that are selling out, baking an entire cake for breakfasts, workouts where she looks deranged, walks and run because less busy than London, maybe a meal out but sitting OUTSIDE (don’t worry everyone), mention of her grandparents because she loves them don’t you know.
what did I miss?
Oh Jesus! It’s having a McDonald’s too but it’s “not an ad!!!!! Don’t worry guys I’m not being paid!!!! I only take money off anyone stupid enough to give me a few quid!!!” duck OFF.
It’ll have its nails and hair done this weekend ONE HUNDRED PERCENT. Support businesses by taking free tit off them you grubby cow.
It’ll have its nails and hair done this weekend ONE HUNDRED PERCENT. Support businesses by taking free tit off them you grubby cow.
lets tick them off and see if we get a full house!
good shout, she’s def going to get her hair and nails done isnt she. We will add that to the bingo.
“Look at my nails. Sooo gorge thanks Ragdoll. I support struggling businesses, except yours as I want my freebie nails tee hee (pr gift)“ and “omg Tati at Leeds sassoon is the best. I travel across the country, burning fossil fuels, just to have my hair done here. Ignoring the eleventy thousand great hairdressers in London. But Tati is the best. (ad of course because I never pay for tit)”
BUSTED!!! Looks like it’s having that McDonald’s inside... likely in a busy service station. Don’t wanna hear another word about SafEty from you Em, you are a scaremongering FRAUD.
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Brilliant. In a Maccys in a service station that will have thousands of people tramping in and out and touching everything. but this bish was too scared to go to a supermarket for 20 weeks? Too scared to eat indoors? Now we have proof it’s bullshit. She doesn’t care about safety as if she did she wouldn’t be in a Maccys in a service station.
Also can’t wear her mask properly
Also can’t wear her mask properly
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Ahahaha that is brilliant. What an idiot!
And how many "Rangeys" her family hasOh god, we’re in for a weekend of her telling us she’s in YORKSHIRE and squealing at “mapes” every 5 minutes.
Is she wearing a child's mask? Why is it so small? It doesn't fit properly.
Notice how she has to state McDonald’s isn’t an ad because she has sooooo Many ads
She keeps saying “please don’t worry”. What a bleeping idiot. No one is worried. Everyone is fed up of your crappy ads and waiting for another non disclosure so we can report you.
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