Em Sheldon #3 lies on my blog, pretending i own a dog, swipe up I’ve got stuff to flog

[Lechat]

made me laugh that she recognised today she uploads so many stories. I don’t think any other influencers uploads as many as her, anyway she’s been on some webinar as part of a PR event and is waxing lyrical.

“People who are happy are 20% more successful....happy people are more productive”

firstly define happy. What if I’m happy today and not tomorrow? does that mean I’m more successful productive on the happy days or is this cumulative? How long do I need to be happy for continuously for to get 20% success? And 20% more successful ... what’s the baseline of ‘success‘ we are measuring against? Success as in I got promoted 5 times in 4 years or I got all my work done in the deadline? load of absolute shite and she’s sitting there lapping it up like an idiot.

”don’t jump into work or concern yourself with the world in the morning..... do your own happy rituals... baking.... a workout”

WTF. What about the nurse getting up for a 7am shift? Em do you think she can workout and bake and not concern her self with the world? What the fuck are you on about. No wonder your account is so shit. This is advice for herself a lazy pointless influencers that lies in bed all morning and doesn’t know the meaning of work. what a cunt. laughable she thinks shes being inspirational with that bullshit. Fuck off.

 

[Lechat]

In one day she’s begged for pasta, a private chef, made up questions to answer on her stories, and now campaigning to remove the comments section on the biggest news website in the world what a day!

I mean legally how would you even enforce it? Do these dumb idiots think their stupid petition will change anything? People have been mean to one another since the age of time. I don’t condone those comments but anyone that’s been schooled in the U.K. via a state school has probably had some kind of bullying, or horrible comments made at some point. should we ban schools? Or maybe ban children? Or why not ban any one commenting on anything on the internet unless it’s approved by Shel Boy who is clearly a fan of Chinese state censorship by the looks of it.

leeds uni should revoke her degree. I can’t believe she was intelligent to pass a degree with the level of stupidity she displays hourly.

 

[Tree_]

NO ONE IS WORRIED!! NO ONE LIKES YOU!!

 

[skippyskip]

Em now wants to grow fruit and vegetables and is asking on Twitter "Can I buy seeds online safely?"
The girl who orders countless clothes and takeways all the time is concerned about safely ordering some seeds.
She gets chocolate bars Deliveroo'd from the corner shop to her house!

 

[Influenza_life]

The only reason this orange cunt wanted to go back to her mum’s place was because she wanted to collect all the freebies that were piling up in the spare bedroom.

 

[righthererightnow]

So she says her Dr 'freaked out and urgently referred her - got an emergency appointment in two weeks'. Drs never 'freak out', its their job to keep calm. Im also certain thats not an emergency appointment. Im 28 - found a lump in my breast this year and got referred to a specialist just before lock down within 2 weeks, it wasn't an emergency appointment and no one 'freaked out', i didnt tell anyone except my partner i live with because guess what! - it ended up being harmless and didnt want anyone unnecessarily worrying!

 

[BananaPenguin]

pure embarrassment ent for this woman. 26 years old and thinks ordering bread and chips is sO RanDOm and cRaZy.

Serious "I'm so random guys!" vibes. Cringing at her.

 

[Ellenpbj]

I don’t know if her social awareness is just SO off or if she’s naturally tone def.... but posting things like THIS given that the US are currently in a mess with handling the pandemic and struggling to keep people inside. Honestly one of the most idiotic orange influencers out there.

 

[Influenza_life]

I am a bit confused about this because she previously got gifted it in 2019... so did she pay for this one or not (because don’t they have to make it known a year after if they have worked with someone previously)

She booked it (begged the freebie) in 2019 and is now staying in it. There is no way the beggy cunt goes on a trip that she’s had to pay for. All that travelling she’s so proud of are all brand trips or trips she’s begged for.

Nothing she’s ever achieved or got is an actual achievement through hard graft.

 

[openbook1]

This is from Em's blog. Imagine being that insecure you write a blog post about a girl staring at you at a restaurant. Perhaps the girl recognized Em from her blog? She sounds insane.


"Sitting in a restaurant having brunch with three lovely girls, minding our own business, we noticed a girl, similar age, on the table next to us, sat pretty much opposite me. She was staring at us. You're probably reading this like, what? She was only starting. I can cope with starting, but usually, if I catch myself staring for too long, I turn it into a smile so the person doesn't think I'm being nasty. This 'staring' got quite bad, to the extent where every time I spoke I could feel her eyes intently burning into me. Every time I spoke, I could feel her looking at me, sniggering, whispering and just not being very nice. I feel very fortunate that I am often approached by lovely readers who tell me they read my blog, so at first, I wondered if maybe she was a reader who was a little nervous to say hello. But, as the staring continued, I quietly asked the girls I was with if they'd noticed it, they had noticed it too and we all started to feel extremely uncomfortable to the point where we looked at her politely to prompt her to stop. She continued, pointing, laughing, sniggering and as she whispered, her boyfriend would turn around and look at us too. It was overtly obvious that she was talking about us and not in a nice way either. We wondered if maybe we had lipstick on our teeth? Did my hair look funny? Was she mocking us? What was wrong with us? It was hard to ignore, she was more interested in our table than her own to the point where I couldn't finish my conversations as I felt awkward every time I spoke because I could feel her looking. After a long afternoon, we stood up to leave (I was scared to leave as I didn't even want to walk past). As soon as we stood up, this girl dramatically rolled her eyes at my friend. It's worth saying that we were minding our business the whole day and in no way egging her on or looking at her in a nasty way, we genuinely sat there trying to ignore her glares and felt baffled that we were being stared at and sniggered at for no reason at all. We didn't do one single thing to deserve it, even the waiters were watching and could see this was going on.

Anyway, back to the other day, it got so bad when we left, as I walked past her table, I nervously and politely said to the girl: "Hey, I'm just wondered if you had a problem or something?" to which she looked at me and said "no". However, she did look shocked that I had approached her. I would never ordinarily confront someone, I'm not a confrontational person but I almost felt like our table had been bullied out of the restaurant and I needed to let her know that you cannot sit and look people up and down, even though I didn't mention that she was looking at us. I genuinely was interested to know if there was a reason she was looking at us so much and the answer was simply: "no". I didn't ask in an intimidating way, it was more of a curious manner. We all felt pretty upset when we left the restaurant, that one person can make someone feel so rubbish purely by the way they look at them"

She is so fucking delusional that she thinks the waiters cared that a girl was looking at her? Barking mad.

 

[creme.egg92]

I barely ever come to this board because I find her too annoying to even read about but I’m majorly lolling at the idea of her tracking IP addresses! What a fucking sad life especially for someone who seems to keep preaching on about positivity and letting things go. You work in social media and lots of people don’t like you - sorry, that’s how it is! Let it go, Em. The government is never going to criminalise people on a board you don’t even have to read saying things about your appearance or sad lifestyle. They mean death threats and targeted harassment. Honestly, how pathetic for someone of her age to sit at home squirrelling away IP addresses waiting for legislation that is never going to happen. Lmao.

 

[Lechat]

MoRnInG ThOuGHts from Em Shelly Shel.

1. I need a freebie hair cut and colour but no ones emailed me one yet, so I’ll pretend I’m embracing my roots because I don’t want to fork out for my own appointment.

2. London is the land of opportunity lol. But I don’t make use of any of it. oh no, better for me to stay in my grubby flat and workout like a maniac rather than go out because iTs ToO BuSY for this little yorkshire gal. Did I mention YoRKshIRe at all?! Oh yeah I wanna move to Oz. No wait its New York again. I clearly don’t read the news, because if I did I’d know visas have been suspended. Not that I’ve never get one anyway tee hee, so I’ll just pretend I’ve got grand plans.

3. I’m going to do workouts and my makeup! Big day. I mean this is what ordinary people do right? Get up at 9am, and do a workout and bake brownies for breakfast. i don’t know why ordinary people complain about their jobs. Surely nurses and teachers can get a circuit in before their shifts and classes? They are just lazy unlike me. I’m going to be answering emails after my productive start to the day. Omg, sooo busy I’ll be up to 11pm finding polyester outfits to link on my stories so I can get 50p affiliate commission and of course, beg local takeaways for our dinner tonight. I hope they send extra prawn crackers because I love to eat loadssss. Carbs are the best! I’m a boss babe. Except I can’t drive to mummy’s In Yorkshire on my own. I need my fella to drive me. Speaking of which he’s just asked for pancakes for breakfast so I’ll go and make them like the female empowered boss babe I am! #sooobusy

 

[Rondoodle]

I am having a proper shocker of a day. Trying to get a massive and difficult piece of work finished before a big meeting tomorrow and attempting to do it from home with the kids here and hubby who is still furloughed just lounging around and getting right on my tits. I'm properly in a bad mood. But then I look at Em and the fact that she actually messages herself about shoes and it brings a smile to my day. Thanks Em. You encourage me to smash what i'm doing. PS: Its actual work, not scouting around internet sales so I can link them and then send myself messages about it!

 

[Lechat]

Folks Shel Boy has spoken. If you’ve been made redundant, lost someone close to you, had a health issue diagnosed it’s ok because in 5 days or 5 weeks it won’t even matter according to Shel! Even if it’s unpleasant, it’s just a lesson learnt.

I cant even go into how dumb and offensive that it. She’s just talking shit every single morning now.

 

[Lechat]

Dear Shel Boy,

I own a company that manufacturers beef jerky. I am looking use influencers to sell more product. Shel boy, will you give me your insight and wisdom of 8 years of blagging free food, making shit up and manically working out to help me sell more beef jerky? Maybe you could lie on a towel in your mother’s garden in a bikini with the beef jerky perching on gucci slides? do you think that will sell more beef jerky to young women in their twenties?

do reply with your ‘consultancy’ rates dear Shel, would love to hear from you. Love and hugs to mapes the dog too. Maybe she can pose with the jerky as another idea.

love
le chat

 

[Influenza_life]

I think it’s been a few days since I’ve said this but she’s a cunt. It needs to be reiterated every few posts so here is my contribution to this thread: Em Sheldon is a cunt!

 

[Lechat]

She keeps saying “please don’t worry”. What a fucking idiot. No one is worried. Everyone is fed up of your shitty ads and waiting for another non disclosure so we can report you.

 

[skippyskip]

Do you think that is maybe her mum or brother? Sorry I mean her team! I mean she must literally be on Instagram all day otherwise.

Oh yes of course, I forgot about the "team" in her "office"
She's off home, must be time for a team meeting. Maybe her mum's appraisal is due!!!

 

[Heyyou]

Oh now Cali is her ‘happy place’ ... funny that because I thought Leeds, Cananda, New York, Barcelona and The Painswick hotel were her ‘happy place’ make your mind up Emma.

 

[Ohjeeseeee]

DON'T WORRY

She is fucking tone deaf. He wasn’t talking about Covid you dumb fuck