Elle Darby #37 Wedding dress on, trousers gone, shes a size small or is it all a con?

[lululemonzzz]

Choccy digestives are love, choccy digestives are life

Ffs you can’t base your entire personality around a chocolate biscuit

 

[Andy19]

Makes me so sad that people now aspire to be instagrammers like Elle Darby instead of the normal jobs we used to dream of. Can’t wait for this trend to end.

 

[Misspurpleberry]

Awks I've had choccy digestives for brekky, am I Elle Darby?

 

[Mr Paul Barry John Allen]

I painfully watched that Primark vlog and omg, poor Katie, she seems so fed up and Elle keeps throwing a camera in her face

Elle is a dick confirmed.

 

[Beee]

Why does she persist to think she can or actually sing?????? FFS
The eyes closed,the hand,the quivering harmonising lips!!! Trigger warning @4:54
Look out for the malfunction though

 

[12367]

Why does she persist to think she can or actually sing?????? FFS
The eyes closed,the hand,the quivering harmonising lips!!! Trigger warning @4:54
Look out for the malfunction though

Ewwww her face looks gross.. like her lips and fake jaw and cheeks, yiiiikes!! Has she had new teeth too?? So odd, ew

 

[WhiteOrchid]

Just a reminder, you can watch the adventures of Bellynor and Con Job without lining their pockets by watching the videos through this link: #

Just doing my bit for humanity

 

[Sb123k]

Why does she persist to think she can or actually sing?????? FFS
The eyes closed,the hand,the quivering harmonising lips!!! Trigger warning @4:54
Look out for the malfunction though

All I could see when she had those ridiculous glasses on…

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

Slightly OT but Lucy was showing some outfits on her insta stories. She wears a cardigan in one story and says she wearing a medium. So no way does Elle wear a small as Lucy is definitely smaller than elle!

Also how can anyone sit through elles vlogs. She has the most annoying voice ever!

 

[lmao123]

I wonder if she'll ever watch her videos back in the future and cringe, I know it's currently her job but the way she screeches "angels" in that cutesy cutesy voice at the beginning of each video is like nails on a chalkboard. How is she not embarrassed?

 

[Andy19]

On beauty works Instagram stories they’re adding even more hair extensions to her head. Her natural hair is literally going to fall out if she adds anymore weight to that noggin of hers! It’s giving me a headache just looking at it

Also.. thought you wanted everyone to wear a mask to your event because you have to be super careful about Covid… weird, where’s your mask here then?

 

[Purplepig]

Remembrance Sunday and all posts about herself and her crappy pop up wank shop, utter selfishness. Self absorbed. Really hope their behaviour doesn’t rub off on SSS

 

[Ellyjelly]

Classy as per…… god she’s cheap and trashy, sat chewing gum.

 

[Disneygirl89]

On beauty works Instagram stories they’re adding even more hair extensions to her head. Her natural hair is literally going to fall out if she adds anymore weight to that noggin of hers! It’s giving me a headache just looking at it

Also.. thought you wanted everyone to wear a mask to your event because you have to be super careful about Covid… weird, where’s your mask here then?

What is she wearing!!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

What is she wearing!!

whatever it is, it’s not a size small

 

[WhiteOrchid]

Because nothing says "Respecting Our War Heroes" with a Poppy one side and a Nip Slip the other....

 

[wonderbread]

Screen shot from her vlog…. Doing beauty works proud

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Because nothing says "Respecting Our War Heroes" with a Poppy one side and a Nip Slip the other....

It’s what the fallen would have wanted to see

 

[wonderbread]

Elle Hunnii… your size small filter has slipped. Also I’d ask for a refund from whoever does your filler, not sure jowels are are as fashun-able as fat monkey ass lips

 

[Ellyjelly]

All those pics are gone……how is she going to be ambassador if she won’t allow photos on Insta? Also, to be clear, there is nothing wrong with Elle, she is not overweight, but she is also not a size 8!