Definitely bolt on’s lol
Once a chav always a chav
Elle Darby #37 Wedding dress on, trousers gone, shes a size small or is it all a con?
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The jumper dress is just 
I dont want to be nasty, but with all the money she has she could dress so nice.
Surely if she bends over
I dont want to be nasty, but with all the money she has she could dress so nice.
Surely if she bends over
Jesus christ, what's with normal jumpers and no trousers! It's freezing. The state of the pavement. Isn't it too early for the fake snow?
So in the new vlog she says the decorations she's bought this year will be the "family heirlooms" that Saint has when he's an adult... I highly doubt it given how wasteful she is. She buys brand new stuff every year for every occasion 
like where's all the stuff she bought last year?? Also why has she started calling the dogs and Saint "sweedie"? 
like where's all the stuff she bought last year?? Also why has she started calling the dogs and Saint "sweedie"? It’ll look awful by the time it’s Christmas! They’ve put it all up far too early
How she's never ended up on Embarrassing Bodies having Dr Christian diagnose a frost-bitten muff I'll never know
I’m just thinking of next year when saint 7 will be pulling all that tit off the tree, the candles won’t be on and all the stuff in the hall way won’t last too long either
The most insincere looking smile from Conman. You can just tell he couldn’t give two hoots about the Christmas display and he’s just told to stand on the pavement and smile when he’s probably cringing inside
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Plus Elle will be waddling round heavily pregnant with baby number two (after their tough TTC journey of their entire two week honeymoon
) because you just KNOW her baby 
nothing to do with the fact she'll married by then so absolutely nothing stopping her from letting us completely go and eating a whole pack of biscuits as a mid-morning snack )You've just reminded me of xmas with a 13month old...duck me that was stressful!
If it wasn't in danger of squashing him, he was chewing on branches
The tree was behind a playpen the next year!
Carby Swiftmas is coming early this year angles!
Silent night, holy nightAll is beige, all is white
‘Round yon XS Carby and child
Saint Seven Swift so tender and mild
Sleep in Domino’s grease
Sleep in Domino’s grease
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oh to be a fly on the wall in the neighbours opposite house
They’ll be looking out their window saying “look, the posing family across the road are at it again” while rolling their eyes and laughing at how OTT and ridiculous they areoh to be a fly on the wall in the neighbours opposite house
Imagine being her neighbour and getting that polystyrene shite all in your garden cos she’s been GiFtEd some decs. I would be FUMINGGGG.
Decorating in November - Chav.
“WoooowOooow heeeerbieeeeeee” “wooooooooow heckieeeee”
that bleeping banshee voice is the reason god invented the mute option on iPhone
“WoooowOooow heeeerbieeeeeee” “wooooooooow heckieeeee”
that bleeping banshee voice is the reason god invented the mute option on iPhone
So apparently she’s always wanted those reindeers for outside her house but instead of putting her hand in her own pocket she waited until she got them gifted to her.
Jesus Christ…..
Not only is she a confirmed chav,
that house just screams “new build estate chav”
If I was a neighbour I’d be absolutely fuming
Not only is she a confirmed chav,
that house just screams “new build estate chav”
If I was a neighbour I’d be absolutely fuming
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