Elle Darby #36 Con’s been in Elle's purse, he's gone and bought an electric hearse

[prettyprincess212]

I really used to like Ellie Darby. But I just cannot stand her anymore she is all for content nothing has true meaning all love behind it especially her baby content she’s gone away on a girls weekend to pick bridesmaid dresses and wedding dress and felt the need to take the baby stay in a hotel take the baby out of a routine and home to boring long days in a dress shop and lunches !?!?!?

Leave him at home with his dad in his home environment what the duck is wrong with her all for pictures and content !!!!

 

[Ellyjelly]

I feel like this is gonna be her wedding dress!!

They do a mega sparkly one, could see her going for that or like the ones you’re showing, I don’t think it will be plain.

 

[notYourdaughter1989]

I really used to like Ellie Darby. But I just cannot stand her anymore she is all for content nothing has true meaning all love behind it especially her baby content she’s gone away on a girls weekend to pick bridesmaid dresses and wedding dress and felt the need to take the baby stay in a hotel take the baby out of a routine and home to boring long days in a dress shop and lunches !?!?!?

Leave him at home with his dad in his home environment what the duck is wrong with her all for pictures and content !!!!

Con probably prompted her to take the baby. Being alone at home with his little hand and a unopened bottle of lotion, allllll the Instagram models he follows probably had a few likes from old creepy CoN.

 

[Onceupatime]

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Is it though?!

She looks trashy as duck though! There will be nothing elegant about her on her wedding day

The first dress is a Zuhair Murad Mariage dress and is the best part of £15,000

Don’t forget though she may have it gifted or she tried the expensive ones on to show off in then said yes to a cheaper one

 

[inslothswetrust]

Imagine being the poor bastard that tries on those dresses after her - going to reek of fake tan and marylands

Eau De Darby

 

[WordsFromReuben]

I feel like this is gonna be her wedding dress!!

Yes I can see it being one like this. I think she went to look for a Berta dress as they had the truck show at the store this week but I think she will have gone for the big glitter Lebanese dresses. Here’s what this one hanging in the back actually looks like

 

[WhiteOrchid]

So no backless dresses for her to display a hint of tiny arse crack as she floats down the aisle? Disappointed.

 

[Capt Ratchet]

Well those dresses fitted her and most wedding dress shop only stock size 14 as that's the average. Well it was when I got married but that was 7 years ago now. So she's a 14 currently.

 

[Mr Paul Barry John Allen]

Well those dresses fitted her and most wedding dress shop only stock size 14 as that's the average. Well it was when I got married but that was 7 years ago now. So she's a 14 currently.

All the love and support she'd get if she was actually honest about her size etc.
But no, she'll trigger EDs instead

 

[Miri04827]

Thought supermum Elle had got Saint to sleep through the night?

 

[jawidjanqndn]

Thought supermum Elle had got Saint to sleep through the night?

Elle will not like that

 

[GreenPanda]

Thought supermum Elle had got Saint to sleep through the night?

He isn’t even looking at the mattress haha

 

[xSMJx]

Well those dresses fitted her and most wedding dress shop only stock size 14 as that's the average. Well it was when I got married but that was 7 years ago now. So she's a 14 currently.

Not necessarily, I use to the a bridal sales consultant and almost anyone can fit in any size depending on brand/fit etc. I’ve known woman who are a size 6 take 12/14s (not that I’m saying Elle is a 6 )

 

[Bubbles85]

That jumper she has on in her post today - where are her trousers?! Surely her bum is hanging out

 

[tiger_lily]

Thought supermum Elle had got Saint to sleep through the night?

I RAN to tattle when I saw this post on Insta!! How happy a baby is to see a mattress are you bleeping serious hahahaha. What a bellend

 

[Bingbong1]

God she's looks trashy. Surprised she didn't leave orange marks all over the expensive dresses.

Her boobs don't look happy

 

[Andy19]

The first dress is a Zuhair Murad Mariage dress and is the best part of £15,000

Well, it’s official. Money cannot buy you class. How the hell has she made a £15,000 look cheap and nasty.

 

[WhiteOrchid]

She's going to insist on singing a duet with him at the reception isn't she

I can show you my crypt
Painted black, it's spooky and splendid
Tell me, Angle, now when did
You last get gifted a Hello Fresh box?
I can open your eyes
Doesn't matter if their looking in different directions,
Over, sideways and under
On a magic white company vibes carpet ride

A whole new world
With my DIY dadbod daddy dreamboat
No one to tell us, "No"
Or where to go
Or say "a size XS you must be dreaming"
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you

 

[purpleaubergine]

Them dresses were all absolutely awful. Cheap hooker looking.

 

[longtimelurker86]

She's going to insist on singing a duet with him at the reception isn't she

I can show you my crypt
Painted black, it's spooky and splendid
Tell me, Angle, now when did
You last get gifted a Hello Fresh box?
I can open your eyes
Doesn't matter if their looking in different directions,
Over, sideways and under
On a magic white company vibes carpet ride

A whole new world
With my DIY dadbod daddy dreamboat
No one to tell us, "No"
Or where to go
Or say "a size XS you must be dreaming"
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you

BRAVO