It will forever blow my mind that they called him that. Imagine a 40 year old bloke down the pub saying “Nice to meet you I’m Saint” 
Elle Darby #36 Con’s been in Elle's purse, he's gone and bought an electric hearse
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I agree but it’s pedestal! Not peddle stool
These are Elle's Best Friends Angles.... they don't know the difference between a Peddle Stool, a Pedestal and a Pedalo.
Sitting on their Peddle Stools in their Beige Loungewear you can only wash once, flooding their basements about how much #CoupleGoals Guntface and One Cup Con Job are....
Sitting on their Peddle Stools in their Beige Loungewear you can only wash once, flooding their basements about how much #CoupleGoals Guntface and One Cup Con Job are....
Because she doesn’t have time to photoshop when he scratches his face duhhhh
only joking I’ve actually never noticed thatLet’s see Elle try make a bigger deal out of saint turning 6 months than Carys
He just looks like his breath absolutely reeks doesn’t he
Slightly harsh, butHe just looks like his breath absolutely reeks doesn’t he
As if she needs anymore biscuits ffs 
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Hahaha I was on my phone whilst waiting in the garage, knackered and clearly misspellingI agree but it’s pedestal! Not peddle stool
I’m as bad as Con!!
Imagine that leaning over to give you a kiss in the morningHe just looks like his breath absolutely reeks doesn’t he
Omg! Please go try the filter she's used on Instagram 'Just baby' 
I barely recognised myself! It's no wonder the girl has severe body dysmorphia and is pumped full of fillers!
I barely recognised myself! It's no wonder the girl has severe body dysmorphia and is pumped full of fillers!
Poor Herbie still doesn’t have a new harness! I bet ConMan has another pair of new trainers this week though.
Her lips look like she’s been sucked off by a Henry hoover
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Jesus wept what does she look like?
Pete Burns, but the Wish version.
And neither of them have proper collars with tags on, annoys me so much, not only is it illegal but what if they get lost? No one would be able to contact her if they found them
No doubt herbie would magically find his own way home as he was directed by
an angel above First time on here and I am absolutely shocked.. I used to look up to Elle, I have wider hips which I have been so self conscious about, I see Elles pictures and thought oh she has bigger hips than me, I am a size 10
Sorry not sure what happened there, I am a size 10 sometimes that is small, I couldn’t believe she was an xtra small, I was thinking what is wrong with me and how come she looks bigger yet fits in a smaller size and now I know that she is a liar, as per below states 12 and I doubt even a 12 as people have mentioned it really does not matter about size but it’s really toxic to lie especially when you have such a following, it did get me down comparing and wondering why I was a bigger size but looked smaller thinking was it due to me being taller and the height difference! Who lies?
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