Can’t believe they aren’t following SSS. Shocking. His account is clearly only good enough when they want some gifted stuff 
Elle Darby #36 Con’s been in Elle's purse, he's gone and bought an electric hearse
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I’d ask for a divorce if my husband wore that
I've seen prisoners wear better tracksuits.
Vampire's don't wear tracksuits anyway, they wear well tailored suits and capes. Read your (very specific) Transylvanian based market Con Job!
Vampire's don't wear tracksuits anyway, they wear well tailored suits and capes. Read your (very specific) Transylvanian based market Con Job!
They’ll be grabbing their knobs in the next shotsWhy do all the models keep wrapping their hands in the front of the jumpers!?
50 shades of jobbyHer Instagram is a sea of beige :/ I like beige, I have nothing against neutrals. I stay clear myself because I can’t be trusted wearing themdirt is attracted to me like a magnet as soon as I put anything light coloured on, the stress of trying to keep it clean just isn’t worth it! I love a bit of colour though, any colour, surely it wouldn’t hurt them to wear something vaguely colourful once in a while! I just can’t understand this influencers obsession with beige :/ no one I know in real life wears this much beige!!
Nah I’m getting Belmarsh vibes. HMP chic x
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Acting like shes some wild child, hun we know you are in bed by 6pm with your digestives!
As for Conmans new brand well thats gonna flop init! No bloke would know who he or ellebelly are its actually too cringe!! The target audience wouldn't be seen dead in it! It is literally another cashcow for the money grabbing pricks!!
attention bleep from day one 
at least she’s consistent angle boo sis x
at least she’s consistent angle boo sis x
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Elle Carby - brilliant!!!
its been down for hours! Imagine the money they are losing from no one viewing their crap
Conye will be fuming that no one can view the “launch” of his new line of vampire capes.
Well she is technically unemployed right now
Hopefully IG will be down for a few days to spare us the inevitable "Ask Me Anything" Q&A, which will predictably be all about Con Job's new merch with questions all asked and answered by.... Con Job himself.
Still, sweet of him to take inspiration from his Father and Father In Law's Past with the Wormwood Scrubs Collection. (All in Beige, Grey and Griege Colourways, naturally)
First 10 orders get a signed Giles Darby Book.
Still, sweet of him to take inspiration from his Father and Father In Law's Past with the Wormwood Scrubs Collection. (All in Beige, Grey and Griege Colourways, naturally)
First 10 orders get a signed Giles Darby Book.
but but… what would we doNow imagine if Instagram was down permanently and ‘social media influencers’ were no longer a thing …. Ahhhh one can dream
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