Elle Darby #36 Con’s been in Elle's purse, he's gone and bought an electric hearse

[haribostrawbs]

Would it hurt them to wear a bit of colour? I only ever really wear dark colour, but I do wear more colours on occasion. I just don’t think it doesn’t anything for them and I’m not sure what they’re trying to portray with it?

All the white and beige in their house and in Gemma Louise Miles house just makes it look cold/no character or personality /bland…the opposite of ‘cosy’

 

[Bilbo16]

All the white and beige in their house and in Gemma Louise Miles house just makes it look cold/no character or personality /bland…the opposite of ‘cosy’

Yeah I totally agree. It all looks too show home-y to me. It’s surely not practical either, especially with a young baby

 

[Miri04827]

She buys so much shite it’s unreal she’s got money to burn.

Also….all kitted out for autumn but wearing sandals? Make it make sense.

 

[namalot]

Poor Count Con, daydreaming about what it must be like to have a shadow

 

[Bilbo16]

She just buys so much stuff. Or gets gifted it, whatever. I can’t imagine living life that way, that everything is for Instagram or for this perceived lifestyle she’s got.

 

[eyespybs123]

She buys so much shite it’s unreal she’s got money to burn.

Also….all kitted out for autumn but wearing sandals? Make it make sense.

They're not any old sandal's though angle, they're White Company faux fur sandals

 

[haribostrawbs]

All the white and beige in their house and in Gemma Louise Miles house just makes it look cold/no character or personality /bland…the opposite of ‘cosy’

They are literally clones of each other

 

[Andy19]

It’s the 1st week of October and she’s already organising Christmas Eve. How nice it must be to only worry about what food you’re having in two months time…

 

[anonymous_flower]

She buys so much shite it’s unreal she’s got money to burn.

Also….all kitted out for autumn but wearing sandals? Make it make sense.

She's wearing a Gymshark top here - placing my bets now on her and Con coming up with a pre-wedding weight loss journey for her that they'll then try and sell?

 

[haribostrawbs]

It’s the 1st week of October and she’s already organising Christmas Eve. How nice it must be to only worry about what food you’re having in two months time…

Kind of a boring life though don’t you think?

 

[Ellyjelly]

Kind of a boring life though don’t you think?

Yes totally! Seriously, what do they add to this world? Put up on a peddle stool by brain dead sheep, it’s crazy!

 

[Bellamy]

she's back again with her JLS singing voice

 

[Corona]

I swear Saint always has his hands covered up. Are they too lazy to cut his nails or what? Poor bub needs that sensory input from touching things!

 

[WordsFromReuben]

she's back again with her JLS singing voice

Sounds like she is strangling a cat

 

[Ebear1206]

I swear Saint always has his hands covered up. Are they too lazy to cut his nails or what? Poor bub needs that sensory input from touching things!

I mean if she isn’t covering his hands, she’s squeezing his feet into ridiculous shoes. Her magical sleep training book probably tells her to do this as part of her magical “routine”

 

[Jane100]

Yum con

 

[lmao123]

Poor Count Con, daydreaming about what it must be like to have a shadow

He doesn't help himself does he

 

[WhiteOrchid]

Rumour has it that one of the challenges in the second season of Squid Games will involve spending a weekend with Elle & Con, identifying 6 different Yankee Candles blindfolded, then convincingly telling Elle she's a better singer than Adele. If you fail you get shot, if you pass you get an Angelle tracksuit.

 

[Miri04827]

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Yum con

Ah there he is….Elle’s dream guy

 

[haribostrawbs]

Yes totally! Seriously, what do they add to this world? Put up on a peddle stool by brain dead sheep, it’s crazy!

I think they’re embarrassing…poor Saint