Hope not. My guess is baby shower
Elle Darby #23 Up the duff, Con's had enough, why's the dog always sniffing her muff?
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Also I actually think it's irresponsible as tit to put extra pressure on midwives and the NHS again by treating your body this way during pregnancy. These two give zero shits about anyone but themselves but are going to be parents 
Okay she looks my size here and that isn't size 8. I'm size 12 most of the time maybe 14 and I don't even have big hips or that (my hips are literally non existent tbh) so there's no way Elle is a size 8 when we both look like we weight the same and have the same belly pouch thing.
Elle's inspiration alright. My childhood has been ruined
Ah yes I forgot Monday is the day she no longer has to break the rules and can have a big baby shower for her son.. I mean the gram
I wonder which of her imaginary friends will have organised the baby shower. Or will it turn out to be gifted by an event company. Balloons party bags macaroons fancy cakes how exciting
If she is bringing out an in the style collection it’ll be interesting to see what size is put in the product description for example on the picture it says Carys is a 14 but I bet Elle will make them put size 8
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Or she will do her usual trick of making something ridiculously oversized so she can say its an xs and it fits her
It will definitely be *kindly gifted* by Every Last Detail!I wonder which of her imaginary friends will have organised the baby shower. Or will it turn out to be gifted by an event company. Balloons party bags macaroons fancy cakes how exciting
Elle is one of those little girls who thinks having a baby with someone keeps them. I mean correct they’ll be tied together for the rest of their lives because of the baby but let’s be real, he won’t stay as her partner
Suppose in a way it's good that she's introduced her baby to so many McDonald's meals already, because that's where Con will be taking him every weekend for his access visits in a couple of years time.
I think it’ll be another maternity shoot but this time with an actual (albeit HUGE) bump, unlike her embarrassing “pregnancy announcement” shoot where she just let her gut plop out.
The secondhand embarrassment I feel whenever I see that pic of her cradling her 10/11 week “bump” is off the chart
I look like that when I hold in a fart
The secondhand embarrassment I feel whenever I see that pic of her cradling her 10/11 week “bump” is off the chart
I look like that when I hold in a fart
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Elle Darby #24 I've just had enough now, haven't you?
Elle Darby #24 I've just had enough now, haven't you?
Hidden the name incase it's a Tattler Angle, but just seen this!!! Kin Elllll don't hold back love!! 
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I dunno when the money dries up I think he will be out of there
'Bloom of the month is perfect for baby boy'
Babe your 'baby boy' cannot appreciate flowers whilst in the womb .... By the time he's arrived (in 2 months) they'll be dead just like your relationship
Babe your 'baby boy' cannot appreciate flowers whilst in the womb .... By the time he's arrived (in 2 months) they'll be dead just like your relationship
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