rundown from the new video incase you didn’t fancy putting money in her angelle collection size small pockets:
- makes a little speech about trying to be healthy and not liking it so now she’s just eating foods that make her happy, within moderation and balance of course. start the vlog off as you mean to go on i guess elle, by
lying
- since pregnancy her taste buds have become “SO” different. i assume she meant this means she switched from chocolate marylands to double chocolate marylands
- reminds everyone she didn’t suffer from morning sickness AT ALL
- “i’m just here to be real and honest because if i wasn’t then i wouldn’t be being me” says size 8-10 elle darby
- goes on about pregnancy as if it were a terminal illness again, “i feel like unless you’ve been pregnant you won’t understand what i mean when i say, you just have to like, get through every day” let me get my little tiny violin out for you whilst you slob on the sofa all day, and hundreds of thousands of other pregnant women all over the world slave away at full time jobs
- states this is a very realistic what i eat in day, but proceeds to show only probably half of the food she consumed that day
- says she feels like a whale, needs so much water because she’s so thirsty, it’s incomparable to anything she’s ever ‘dealt’ with. no doubt from the excessive daily sodium intake
- concerned over her iron levels, but not her diet clearly
- shows massive baby bump and vile new angelle collection merch, she feels like he’s “gotten really big all of a sudden or something else is going on in there”. that would be the 3 dominoes pizzas a week
- blames the baby for being SO full SO quickly after her little measly 700 calorie breakfast, then eats a banana anyway
- runs out of breath halfway up the stairs
- wedding planning is going well, invitations are sorted. another venue visit booked this month
- says people were calling her crazy in the “comments” (tattle, hi elle) for getting the nursery and playroom sorted so early. she feels dedicating a whole room to 1+ years baby toys for a baby that isn’t even born yet wasn’t too soon at all. careful elle, your
privilege
is showing
- nursery update, still looks like an ikea baby sale. new white company lamp angels!!!!
- plans on sitting in the chair next to the crib all day every day once he’s born. so not much change from before
- pretends she took the dogs for a walk and didn’t just sit in the car the whole time, although says she may have to start doing that
she’s having to take it slow and won’t be able to take the dogs for as long a walk as they need because obviously pregnancy is completely debilitating and crippling
- loves a smarties yoghurt and salt and vinegar crisps at the moment
- conman shows off his new elle funded home gym, probably the only time she’ll ever be in there. con suggests she could go on the treadmill when it arrives, to which she replies “well... yeah, we’ll figure that out”
- continues to talk to one cup con like a toddler, calls him dude about 10 times
- hello fresh ad, pretends to dwell over the two healthier options but shock horror opts for the creamy carby pasta dish
- con corners herby in the kitchen with a hug, herby looks very concerned. possibly having flashbacks to THAT picture from the park photoshoot
- hello fresh apple crumble and custard, because carbs
- hopes she’s inspired other preggy angels with her meals, happy gestational diabetes girls!!!
not to sound like elle, but that was draining. you’re welcome
Why does her belly look so doughy
babydaddyy goals xx
