Elaine12Jones #3 Newcastle's number one sexpert

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Her house must be hanging! I've not stopped all weekend with cleaning and washing! She never ever seems to clean up. Shes a right lazy sod, I cant see Neil doing much either. Did she go out last night? Last thing i heard was her mum was ill, perfect excuse
 
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Jungle top on again! Little pose on insta stories too! (Pretending to show us "tired eyes" but really, it's just to have a pout!)
 
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Another day another load of compliments!!! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

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Elaine12Jones - she thinks the jungle top is hot. We all know its not!! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
 
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HOW can she get so many compliments?! Another day. Another review. Another confidence booster from her boss.
Like seriously. Does he wanna duck her?
(If itโ€™s all true ๐Ÿ˜‰) because if a man gave me THAT many compliments, Iโ€™d be thinking he wants a bit of me ....

Jungle top, matalanssss, compliments galore, Elaine Jones is still a napping bore
 
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Top neurosurgeons don't get as many compliments on their work as Elaine does :ROFLMAO:
๐Ÿ˜‚ sheโ€™s actually the smuggest person on Instagram.
I got so confused when she was talking about Sunday dinner earlier, itโ€™s bloody Monday! And yes you can say no to your mothers roast... when youโ€™re trying to lose weight?! Not knowing how to calorie count a roast either, she just put โ€˜roast dinnerโ€™ into nutracheck ๐Ÿ™„ personally I would enter each item separately if itโ€™s homemade to get an accurate count but perhaps thatโ€™s just me!
 
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Roast dinner......yeah that will get you a accurate calorie breakdown Elaine ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
 
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So she's on 1200 calories. Let's pretend she'll stick it out (๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚), she's got no room to decrease her calories as she loses weight. She just doesn't know what's she's doing, so she definitely won't get very far with it.
 
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More gifts of gin at work today - this time itโ€™s a miniature gin๐Ÿ˜‚ wonder which male friend this is from!!
 
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