Elaine12Jones #3 Newcastle's number one sexpert

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OF COURSE she's now going to start fasting and calorie counting a la Jane Gammons. Tell her the latest diet trend is to eat dust and twigs and she'll do it (from Monday to Wednesday's when she NEEDS 3 gins)

When do we think this diet will fail?
5.30 pm Wednesday
 
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I don't understand why she posts the same selfie with a gin in hand daily 😂
 
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OF COURSE she's now going to start fasting and calorie counting a la Jane Gammons. Tell her the latest diet trend is to eat dust and twigs and she'll do it (from Monday to Wednesday's when she NEEDS 3 gins)


5.30 pm Wednesday
Aka the worst possible way for Elaine to diet, fasting is a recipe for disaster!
 
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What ever happened to her going away for the weekend with one of her friends??
Good point 🤔 and we know Elaine, if it was happening, she would be talking about it CONSTANTLY! She has probably fell out with whoever it was, she has a tendency to do that!
 
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She’s giving her top tips.... don’t put stuff off... do the hoovering. YAWN

She hasn’t left the house today... she’s just been snoozing on the sofa whenever she wants to.... so basically no different to any other day
 
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Her nan was taken to hospital again but, of course, Elaine didn't rush off to be with her, despite doing bugger all at home. Suppose, in her eyes, she visited her at home yesterday so, why bother! (Thankfully her nan is ok and home again)
 
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why doesnt her nan have some sort of emergency way of contacting someone when she has a fall? From 10pm to 8am led on the floor after a fall and had to wait for the carers?! Disgusting really. 10 hours waiting for help? They cant get some sort of alarm or even a basic phone for her to keep with her just in case?
 
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She has commented on Mrs Meldrum latest video about her kitchen. Apparently, she’s got the same tiles as Mrs M and hates them.

Not liking your kitchen tiles is the least of your problems Elaine 🤪
 
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She has commented on Mrs Meldrum latest video about her kitchen. Apparently, she’s got the same tiles as Mrs M and hates them.

Not liking your kitchen tiles is the least of your problems Elaine 🤪
Elaine could start with just cleaning her kitchen!!! At least Mrs M will pick up a paint brush, Elaine certainly wouldn’t do that!
 
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Her nan was taken to hospital again but, of course, Elaine didn't rush off to be with her, despite doing bugger all at home. Suppose, in her eyes, she visited her at home yesterday so, why bother! (Thankfully her nan is ok and home again)
I just don't get the impression she is close to/has any sort of real worry for her Nan. She seems far more closer to her late Grandad, now I'm not saying that's bad but she should stop pretending she cares so much when she doesn't. It's just a massive inconvience to her and stays away as much as possible. I feel like her Mum is left to deal with it all a lot of the time :confused:
 
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why doesnt her nan have some sort of emergency way of contacting someone when she has a fall? From 10pm to 8am led on the floor after a fall and had to wait for the carers?! Disgusting really. 10 hours waiting for help? They cant get some sort of alarm or even a basic phone for her to keep with her just in case?
Even though they've got cameras set up to watch her? 😱 She couldn't even leave the house to get help if she was able to seeing as they have taken the keys away! :mad:
 
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