Elaine12Jones #3 Newcastle's number one sexpert

[Bobsyouruncle]

no I think she has just put lights in the old bottles.

 

[Sara_M]

She is having cod wrapped in "palmer ham"

 

[Nikkinikki7788]

no I think she has just put lights in the old bottles.

Lol I should have gone to specsavers

 

[Cat789]

Is Elaine still calorie counting?

Yes, still managing to calorie count. Tonight she had “Cod wrapped in palmer ham”

 

[memoii11]

Being tolerant of kids again on her story....

Why's she having prawn crackers, she hasn't even got any sauce?!

 

[Haym13]

Cod wrapped in... what?

 

[ylin17]

Is Elaine still calorie counting?

Unlikely. She never does anything for more than two days in a row!

 

[Traceysman]

Unlikely. She never does anything for more than two days in a row!

Unless it’s sitting on the sofa drinking gin!

 

[Traceysman]

How’s calorie counting going?

 

[Cat789]

No update - so I’m guessing not well

 

[Beggars belief]

How’s calorie counting going?

No updates at all, no pics, no lives just one story this morning with her coat on... because she thinks Newcastle has a different weather forecast to the rest of the country lol and she’s the only one who had to have a coat on this morning

 

[Jellytots]

I think Elaine thinks her life is like The Truman Show and she's the only person to experience everything... And everyone wants to know about her having to wear her coat

 

[kadykal95]

Bets on her still calorie counting? Its looking unlikely or she would be banging on about it wouldnt she? Plus she's ill so she will be sending Neil out for a takeaway i bet.

 

[Nikkinikki7788]

God this woman wants to try giving birth to a baby , she goes on like no one ever is ill but her. Nowt changes with her!

 

[Haym13]

Another day....another nap

 

[megsmagoo]

She’s going to lose 2 stone by the Christmas party now!

 

[memoii11]

She’s going to lose 2 stone by the Christmas party now!

Yeah, no.

 

[Traceysman]

She’s going to lose 2 stone by the Christmas party now!

She’s already planning for the Christmas party? She has nothing else in her life to shift the weight for???

 

[memoii11]

She’s already planning for the Christmas party? She has nothing else in her life to shift the weight for???

Yeah, like babies!

 

[Haym13]

So she cant lose the weight needed for a baby but is wanting/trying to lose it for a Christmas party??
She is a selfish unbelievable cow!!