Elaine12Jones #2 Newcastle's number one weight loss expert!

[Charmed40]

Neil is on his step ladders again I see! Not being funny but Elaine, you could of easily lost the weight for the holiday mate! No kids, no ties, what in gods name is stopping her? God, me at 30 would of bloody well knuckled down and done it. I really don't want to look like that in a bather when i go away! Shes just stuck in a rut clearly. I want to shake her really I do, shes clearly in denial and needs to sort her life out

 

[Traceysman]

Christ!! Is Neil on the ceiling?

Is she poking her tongue out? Her mouth looks odd

Those bags under her eyes. She looks really old on that picture. She’s totally pouting

 

[111111]

She looks so old!!!! I can’t believe shes just 30!!!! Bet her Mum looks younger and has better fashion sense! Them eye bags are something else! Not a good look at all

 

[Pink]

Ha ha that’s great, yes she does

Is that a burnt armpit? What’s all that flab under her pit?View attachment 24317

OMG what She look like. How long she been there a week . Burn all ready . Dose she even put sun cream on And is she breathing in or is it just me And surly Neil not 10 ft tall by way that photo tuk

 

[Lead85]

He’s got his telescopic ladder out again or he’s standing on a chair how can she think this is normal behaviour all to have one photie taken

 

[Sara_M]

He could do with climbing a bit higher

 

[Traceysman]

He could do with climbing a bit higher

agreed, she still looks like a porky from that angle

 

[Lead85]

He could do with climbing a bit higher

Maybe a crane will be the next step for her perfect picture height

 

[Lolly71990]

Ha ha that’s great, yes she does

Is that a burnt armpit? What’s all that flab under her pit?View attachment 24317

This woman is how old? Her skin is horrific. Those eye bags. The cheap nasty looking eyeliner. The pout that resembles an hole. And those bingo wings - girl keep them covered.

 

[Bobsyouruncle]

Those videos !!!! Its like a saga holiday, waiters marching round the room, flame throwers. Id cry and im 15 years older than her

 

[ylin17]

Ha ha that’s great, yes she does

Is that a burnt armpit? What’s all that flab under her pit?View attachment 24317

Definitely taken from a ladder. How else is that picture possible

 

[Traceysman]

Those videos !!!! Its like a saga holiday, waiters marching round the room, flame throwers. Id cry and im 15 years older than her

Her holidays always look like that. They look boring as hell, but then that’s her life anyway. Holiday list:- burn to a crisp, Neil taking pictures of her hideous outfits up a ladder, same tit hair and makeup as always, hotel ‘entertainment’ and stuff her face.

 

[Nikkinikki7788]

Her holidays always look like that. They look boring as hell, but then that’s her life anyway. Holiday list:- burn to a crisp, Neil taking pictures of her hideous outfits up a ladder, same tit hair and makeup as always, hotel ‘entertainment’ and stuff her face.

Don’t forget the adult only part, no wonder it’s like a saga holiday or cruise, she will be the youngest in the hotel. It’ll be the 55 plus hotel.

 

[Clairie]

Also don't forget the promises and plans she makes for her weight loss for when she gets home.

 

[MindyLahiri]

Thread title suggestion: Elaine12Jones #3 Newcastle's number one sexpert

 

[Nikkinikki7788]

Title suggestion for new thread - Elaine12jones: laziest kid in town, lips like a clown, forehead to her crown

 

[silentbeauty]

I’m so sad she blocked me cos I would love to see all this hahahahaha

 

[Sara_M]

Elaine12jones #3 "Elaine is desperate for a f**k cuz her hubby prefers to be with a cup"


Too explicit? (I've actually toned it down a bit lol, lets just say "be with a cup" is the most acceptable way I could word it lol!)

 

[kadykal95]

I hope she Vlogs the holiday, can't wait!!

 

[Traceysman]

Elaine12jones #3 "Elaine is desperate for a f**k cuz her hubby prefers to be with a cup"


Too explicit? (I've actually toned it down a bit lol, lets just say "be with a cup" is the most acceptable way I could word it lol!)

Bloody love this!!