Elaine12Jones #2 Newcastle's number one weight loss expert!

[Pink]

I was up all night fearing for Elaine's poor forehead! I do wish she'd of had a fringe cut in before she went! #savetheforehead Slap that factor 50 on girl

Oo She dose have factor 30. . Make me laugh when people say u got your suncream factor 50. She like yes I have 30. It’s new why duck buy 30 when she nose full well she burn like a pig on a bbq and look like elephant man all holiday it’s happen when she was say in garden in England for 2 day why spoil your holiday

 

[Nikkinikki7788]

I was up all night fearing for Elaine's poor forehead! I do wish she'd of had a fringe cut in before she went! #savetheforehead Slap that factor 50 on girl

Factor 50? She thinks 30 is the highest

 

[BananaRama]

ElaineJones- 5 foot forehead, marriage is dead just like her willpower for losing the weight.
No posing pictures today! No ootd/ootn/Neil on his ladder.

 

[111111]

Posting a pic of a pitta and salad on holiday. Surely if she ate more salad before holiday she would be that 4 stone lighter she wanted to be and would be able to enjoy her holiday lol no point watching what you eat on holiday Elaine love lol

 

[Bobsyouruncle]

Exactly! Why start eating healthily now? Mind you that was probably a starter, she probably followed it up with a feast.

 

[Traceysman]

The salad would’ve just been for show!! She’s not going to picture all the tit she eats!!

 

[Ispylittleeye]

It was a pathetic looking salad anyway!

 

[Nikkinikki7788]

It was a pathetic looking salad anyway!

I know, no different from her attempts at salads

Looking like your typical 60 plus
Oh and burnt a touch

 

[Haym13]

Holy tit!! That picture

 

[Ilando]

No wonder Neil doesn’t want to have sex with her

 

[Secretsoughtout]

Her skin looks so burnt already! Why is she not putting on a stronger suncream and stopping the skin cancer early?! and that bathing costume...Neil couldn’t get hard over that

 

[Haym13]

I can't get over that picture!! What a state!!

 

[BananaRama]

That picture. I couldn’t for the life of me think who it reminded me off.
Went away for 20 mins. And it clicked.
In that photo she reminds me of Johnny Vegas mum from Benidorm. Not sure why. It just does. She looks about 60.

 

[Sara_M]

Oh, Neil has his step ladder out!

 

[Ispylittleeye]

BURN THE CARDIGANS

 

[Nikkinikki7788]

That picture. I couldn’t for the life of me think who it reminded me off.
Went away for 20 mins. And it clicked.
In that photo she reminds me of Johnny Vegas mum from Benidorm. Not sure why. It just does. She looks about 60.

Ha ha that’s great, yes she does

Is that a burnt armpit? What’s all that flab under her pit?

 

[memoii11]

That pout She looks ridiculous!

 

[Bobsyouruncle]

The best part was the cardigan off pic then the cardigan on. Learning to love my arms. Dear lord. I bet that cardi was back on in seconds.

 

[Traceysman]

That picture. I couldn’t for the life of me think who it reminded me off.
Went away for 20 mins. And it clicked.
In that photo she reminds me of Johnny Vegas mum from Benidorm. Not sure why. It just does. She looks about 60.

Elaine wishes she was as skinny as her!!

Ha ha that’s great, yes she does

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Bloody hell. What a mess. Hope Neil doesn’t fall off those ladders

I see the wedding rings are back on!!

 

[Haym13]

Ha ha that’s great, yes she does

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Christ!! Is Neil on the ceiling?

Is she poking her tongue out? Her mouth looks odd