Eden Harvz #59 No celebs will notice me, it must because I reek of BV!

[tellmewhy]

Not the trainers at the wedding…

My boyfriend is a trainer kind of guy, about the same age as Lloyd and it’s hard to get him to wear a pair of shoes but when it’s a wedding ceremony even he knows better and this is Lloyds wedding! Not even a guest

 

[TalkOfTheGram]

The jumpsuit I've seen loads of brides wear jumpsuits to their wedding and they look lovely. But hers really looks like it would have been more suited to a hen do

 

[potatopotato2988]

Why the bleeping duck of the kingdom of actual fuckery does she have to point out how “down to earth” she is. Firstly, who too the photo? Secondly hilarious how you’re sat on the floor and no one has offered the BRIDE a seat, thirdly hunny where do you think you are to be coming “down to earth” cos last I checked, you were a no one but popular to some young girls on a children’s app.

 

[hellothereyellow]

Wonder what the next big thing will be probably pregnancy but it won't be because her and Lloyd want a baby it'll be for content 🫠 she's done all she can to stay relevant now there's not much left she can do new relationship, eat with me (flopped now), the dogs, engagement, wedding, and its all for tiktok

 

[Ocean Pearl]

That wedding looks like they bought the cheapest tit and threw it all into a field. I honestly did not expect it to be that bad! Her contour is appalling and completely botched face. The dress is the same style I’ve seen nearly every other bride wearing for the past 2 years, nothing outstanding like Yaz tried to make out. Lloyd wearing trainers at his age! And I’ll not even start about the jump suits! What were they all thinking???? Wedding content was an absolute flop so my bet is baby content coming soon.

 

[Mrloverlover]

I wasn't referencing your comment, I was quoting the person who literally said she's huge. There are a few fat shaming comments on here. I don't care for her feelings, but it may be harmful to people on here who are bigger than her to hear things like that

no i know, i think most of us her would never even look at someone's weight but her, she's just vile, to look at and personality
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The height on those shoes

his tiny feet in platform trainers did they light up when he stomped too my foof has disappeared after that photo dried and gone

 

[mooseknuckle]

I know its not a mikayla thread but I simply can't/ won't believe any of you genuinely think her makeup was nice or natural looking at all yea it was better than Edens but still heavy and tacky as duck let's be real

That’s what I thought too, and both dresses aren’t that great either. The straps are hanging off her and the bra/support thing on the other dress is awful.

I don’t follow her, she’s popped up a bunch of times over the past year or so and her voice does my head in but I’ve always thought her husband was gay. Clearly my radar is off.

 

[User1988]

You can see Mrs Eben’s phone in his suit pocket in every professional picture, are you telling me the photographer didn’t notice?

 

[tellmewhy]

Wonder what the next big thing will be probably pregnancy but it won't be because her and Lloyd want a baby it'll be for content 🫠 she's done all she can to stay relevant now there's not much left she can do new relationship, eat with me (flopped now), the dogs, engagement, wedding, and its all for tiktok

Pregnancy would just be because Lloyd mentions wanting to do something with their lives like travel abroad or move out of Kent and she needs something new to tie him down

 

[Chelsealou95]

Could have at least washed your hair for your wedding day.. look at the clumps of dandruff.. also her side profile is actually hideous

 

[MushyBeans]

Could have at least washed your hair for your wedding day.. look at the clumps of dandruff.. also her side profile is actually hideous

i think that’s confetti..

 

[user726]

Why the bleeping duck of the kingdom of actual fuckery does she have to point out how “down to earth” she is. Firstly, who too the photo? Secondly hilarious how you’re sat on the floor and no one has offered the BRIDE a seat, thirdly hunny where do you think you are to be coming “down to earth” cos last I checked, you were a no one but popular to some young girls on a children’s app.

if you constantly have to preach how kind, generous and down to Earth you are, chances are you’re none of those things 🫣

 

[Ticketyboots]

Ccc

I’m not an Eden fan, but I’ve suffered with acne my whole adult life I’m full of acne scars and hyperpigmentation too. I look after my skin, I’ve tried lots of different medications and creams for my skin also. I think we need to normalise having textured skin, instead of automatically going in for someone for their skin when it’s completely out of their control.

That's not the issue. The problem is that Eden totally puts her filters into overdrive, thereby not addressing it. Many of us have similar facial scars but we don't post on SM how perfect our face is after filtering so much that even her shoulder moles disappear. She accepts the adulation of youngsters who tell her her face is perfect. These comments are only directed towards Eden and her hypocrisy

 

[ghostguy]

Firstly what the duck is that about ‘this sums me up perfectly’ what sitting on the floor next to another gobshite? ??
And the second post where she says all the people who she truly loved turned up? She dosnt even bleeping know half of them they are tiktokers. Eden your an embarrassment love

'Reality is so much better' making it sound like she socialises with this lot everyday this is the first time she's seen her since when, the podcast? Best mates them

 

[babyt]

That’s what I thought too, and both dresses aren’t that great either. The straps are hanging off her and the bra/support thing on the other dress is awful.

I don’t follow her, she’s popped up a bunch of times over the past year or so and her voice does my head in but I’ve always thought her husband was gay. Clearly my radar is off.

Still 10000% better than ebens

 

[ghostguy]

im so lost at the sitting on the floor in a £450 jumpsuit - is that a look how down to earth i am because its only £415 forgetting that its a second outfit of the day and the dress was likely over a grand. or is it like £450 and ill still on the floor which still looks bad on her not to care about such a costly item?? its not a flex to not care when something is well expensive

Why didn't they budge up and let her sit down, so weird. Just shows how they aren't really friends, she's an outsider at her own wedding. Who would have you on the ground in all white on your wedding day, you'd offer her a seat. Makes herself look even more like a beggy twit

 

[Hadtogetinvolved]

The one and only thing I’ve seen posted about the entire wedding that I genuinely thought was nice was Callie wearing the same bridesmaid dress that Eden wore as a child to her auntie’s wedding who’s since passed away.
Everything else…nope

 

[hellothereyellow]

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Eden Harvz #60 Got married and couldn't even put down her phone, better get paying back all them klarna loans

 

[pearlpotatoxo]

The contour

 

[Mrloverlover]

How big is his box looks like they are cutting up loo roll, we all know she doesn't use it right anyway