Eden Harvz #59 No celebs will notice me, it must because I reek of BV!

[Lauren-1996]

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[hellothereyellow]

Boris, is that you?

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Hey you lovely lot I'm ok, rest assured I have been laughing my arse off at Eden and her mini husband behind the scenes

 

[Dancingshark]

The video posted after the wedding is going to be

Black and white video of dogs walking down the aisle, shots of the guests with ‘awww’ expressions as dogs walk…bridesmaids walking down… cut to Lloyd starting to cry into his hand… cut to jolly green and her dad walking down, back to bridesmaids who are now crying, then a shot of edens dad handing her over to Lego legs all with the slow version from the Lizzie McGuire movie ‘this is what dreams are made of’

 

[Ijustlaaaavit]

That is not the face of a newly happy married man

 

[Rags2Riches]

I just think we were there so we don’t know what it was like, but from what we have seen it looked like a lovely day, as did all involved

You’re right … I’ll list my favourite things

- Wooden cutlery
- Aeroplane food trays
- The groom standing on a box to cut the cake
- The bride stomping around cosplaying Elvis
- Her dad saying a fairly sunny day in July was “unique weather”
- The groom wearing super boosters
- The groom choking the bride in front of everyone
- Intimate guest list of people neither of them know
- The bride filming herself have a piss
- One guest saying she didn’t even like Eden
- Don Carla losing her hairbrush
- The bride having skittle skin - all the colours of the rainbow
- The bride sat on the grass because none of her guests liked her enough to offer her a chair
- That it finished at 8pm

 

[Bettyshady10]

I really think she loved lovely, as did the venue

Cheers new member x

 

[chlo_bby3]

What you order vs What you get

 

[tittletottie]

I tripped over Eben’s hideously long trouser legs running here to read the comments.

 

[Emzalaa]

We addressing her dads meat n veg pushed aside in group shot or nah

 

[Mrskane29]

Gummy looks delighted to be there View attachment 2280812

Its giving 'NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTONS!!'

 

[RandomAlpaca22]

I just think we were there so we don’t know what it was like, but from what we have seen it looked like a lovely day, as did all involved

Go away yazzy hadders x you have your own thread stop tryna steal your sisters limelight as per x

 

[hellothereyellow]

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Eden Harvz #60 Got married and couldn't even put down her phone, better get paying back all them klarna loans

 

[Rags2Riches]

Those boosters be super boosting.

FFS that genuinely looks like between 3-4” extra height.

 

[pizzaslut]

Their service did not look intimate at all they could literally be waiting at a bus stop in central London and I would not bat an eyelid

 

[Lauren-1996]

Just to be bitter, here’s a full photo of her dress that she doesn’t want anyone to see

 

[queencoco]

Omg… if the wedding wasn’t tacky enough!!!

 

[tatteredxo]

...was Lloyd even there yesterday?

 

[owen2110]

Just you Lauren ya weirdo

 

[Ohheyyyyy]

I just think we were there so we don’t know what it was like, but from what we have seen it looked like a lovely day, as did all involved

Potato hun, she's posted that much content we might aswell have been there in the woods with her