Eastenders #28 seduced by Peter's special sausage

[bourb0nbiscuits]

Who do you think the best shagger in Eastenders is? Past and present characters included.

Ian Beale. Maybe not the best but the most prolific? Or actually what about Stacey actually? Both top shaggers anyway

 

[sparklingdee]

Who do you think the best shagger in Eastenders is? Past and present characters included.

definitely Dennis Rickman - but what about the gone but not forgotten bad boy Andy Hunter????

sorry if this double posted, tattle is having a slow day 🫠

 

[bourb0nbiscuits]

Suit jacket still on, hand on hip

Newspaper under his arm
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I can’t imagine Phil being up to much sex wise, he’s too lazy and would beer burp in your face after

Don’t you mean orange juice?

 

[Northern85]

Wonder if he keeps his hand on his hip as he thrusts.
[/QUOTE]

Wonder if Shrimpy keeps his hat on?

 

[PourSomeSugarOnMe]

Bobby and Anna

 

[Remotecontrol]

Lucas is a total humdinger. Surely television’s sexiest serial killer. He’s got better with age too.

 

[FatherJackHackett]

Worst -
Ian
Peter
Bradley
Barry

You just KNOW the definition of two pumps and a squirt would apply to those fellas

 

[coconochanel]

The 6 are doing my head in now.

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Wonder if he keeps his hand on his hip as he thrusts.

Wonder if Shrimpy keeps his hat on?
[/QUOTE]
I imagine he does some kind of full monty show for you with the hat

Max would show you a good time!

 

[coconochanel]

I reckon Nish would be ok in bed he'd have something to prove seeing as his ex turned out gay.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Wonder if Phil was looking in through the window 🪟🫣 and getting off the ol’ cuck 🫨

So glad I’m taking the time to catch up on this thread bleeping howling away here

 

[Eirawen]

gnit

The 6 are doing my head in now.

Dragging on and on

 

[Iamthestorm]

I'm loving Keanu's cameo's this week...hope there's more to come.

 

[Scotch Mist]

Madame Tellarina was a bloody let down.
Channelling a dog
She could've tuned into Archie Mitchell or Den Watts but no she just managed Roly

Denise needs to get herself a new hairstyle and so does Linda.

I'm enjoying Canoe haunting Denise
He's much more interesting now he's dead

 

[Multi-21]

Why is Denise seeing Keanu everywhere and acting like she killed him? She bashed Nish and he’s had a very productive month

 

[Eirawen]

I reckon Nish would be ok in bed he'd have something to prove seeing as his ex turned out gay.

God yes Sooki (I love how he pronounces it) running off with a woman has dented his huge ego massively.

 

[Scotch Mist]

Why is Denise seeing Keanu everywhere and acting like she killed him? She bashed Nish and he’s had a very productive month

It could be argued that Nish's coma has reinvigorated him he's getting some sex and has managed to cut Suki out of the Panesar empire.

Denise is in a panic because Canoe is sleeping with her tacky necklace.

 

[coconochanel]

Madame Tellarina was a bloody let down.
Channelling a dog
She could've tuned into Archie Mitchell or Den Watts but no she just managed Roly

Denise needs to get herself a new hairstyle and so does Linda.

I'm enjoying Canoe haunting Denise
He's much more interesting now he's dead

I thought someone was going to say 'Is it Wellard?'

 

[Eirawen]

The Ma

Madame Tellarina was a bloody let down.
Channelling a dog
She could've tuned into Archie Mitchell or Den Watts but no she just managed Roly

Denise needs to get herself a new hairstyle and so does Linda.

I'm enjoying Canoe haunting Denise
He's much more interesting now he's dead

The Madame liked the vodka a bit too much

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

How are some of you thinking of Bobby and sex at the same time? I can't fathom the two being put together, not even to think he's bad.

Now, Lucas is a serial killer I'd be willing to risk it all with, he made serial killing sexy