Eastenders #22 Canoe is up hit creek without a paddle!

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Timz said:
I reckon Kat will have a fling with Alfie -who will have a love triangle with Linda
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Ooooh now you’re tickling ma bits
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Scotch Mist said:
What I loved was the doctor saying that this gene had to carried by both parents and telling Canoe he didn't have it, but Canoe was too thick to put 2+2 together to work out he's not Albie's dad
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Honestly how can someone be so thick. I burst out laughing and was thinking ‘come on, where’s that penny, it’s gotta drop’
 
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LouBug19

christ, Phil definitely has some super sperm! What's that 4 or 5 children now? I mean when is keanu going to find out if they are getting married? Still waiting for George to punch deans lights out the wee weirdo.
 
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Miss.Chanandler.Bong

4 kids by 4 women and I noticed 3 of the mums are part of the six.
 
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Ijustlaaaavit

The reason Keanu didnt click about both parents carrying the gene is because he was late to the appointment and wasnt there when the Dr explained both parents need to have it. Thats why Sharon wanted to speak to the Dr alone
 
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Tanley

Canoe wasn’t in the room then, he was late for the appointment.
 
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Wynonna

I dunno, I think he's quite the dark horse. He pulled Stunning Debs.
 
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Professor Yaffle

Scotch Mist said:
What I loved was the doctor saying that this gene had to carried by both parents and telling Canoe he didn't have it, but Canoe was too thick to put 2+2 together to work out he's not Albie's dad
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When the doctor mentioned that the gene had to be carried by both parents Canoe wasn't in the room. Sharon arrived first said Canoe had been held up, that is when the doctor gave her that info, then Canoe arrived with Albie. So Canoe isn't aware of the double gene pool.
 
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Tanley

You have to admire the strength and determination of Phil’s sperm. That‘s three women now, all on the very edge of their child bearing years!
Are you fifty with fertility issues? It’s no problem for the sperm of Phil
 
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AdApathy

Tanley said:
You have to admire the strength and determination of Phil’s sperm. That‘s three women now, all on the very edge of their child bearing years!
Are you fifty with fertility issues? It’s no problem for the sperm of Phil
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Get him round Sonia's pronto! That'd save Stunning Debbie a few quid.
 
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Scotch Mist

Jackie Brown said:
This 100%. Did we not see her get electrocuted about 8 times last week!
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Kathy is definitely responsible for health and safety as it's her business and she's supposed to ensure that employees don't get electrocuted. If Bernie had got electrocuted she would be seen to be negligent.

I don't have any sympathy for someone who didn't put safety first over paying an electrician.
Also she married a con man and stupidly paid his ex 50k when she didn't need to.
 
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Doingitforthegramhuntake2

Why’s Sharon wearing a wedding dress to the hospital they dress her in some god awful clothes!

Edited to say that I’ve just seen it’s actually a top but she still wears some questionable clothes
 
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Professor Yaffle

Doingitforthegramhuntake2 said:
Why’s Sharon wearing a wedding dress to the hospital they dress her in some god awful clothes!

Edited to say that I’ve just seen it’s actually a top but she still wears some questionable clothes
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It was a relief when she was in trainers, comfy pants and woolly top last week.

Now she is teetering on high heels, all dressed up in a new coat to trot around the market staring at the burnt out cafe.

Her skin is too orange, her eyebrows are too dark, her top lip is too full and she is caked in make-up that shows all her under eye wrinkles. Do they not have a subtle make-up artist?
 
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Mr Krabs

If Cindy ever forgives Bobby that’ll be the dumbest character decision on the show. No way anyone would forgive the person who killed their child, even if it was an accident.

Well, I don’t think Phil is going to be around at Xmas. He’s in panto in Dunstable.
 
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