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ā screams pyramid because thatās what it is.
Inteletravel is the bit that sells the travel to people, but itās plannet marketing (an affiliate of inteletravel) that allows reps to sell memberships to create their ādown-lineā and form their own āpyramid.
This is exactly what Surrey mummy does.
Using plan-net, Her principle is recruit as many people as possible - make out like itās about selling holidays as thatās the kicker for a lot of people - especially in the Disney community - to be planning peoples holidays in your spare time around your home life and kids etc, raking in commission for it all.
She will then makes a percentage off the monthly subscription fee for āsellingā memberships, plus Iām guessing a per Person sign up bonus too. The more she recruits, the more she makes as well as a bit of the commission that any of her āworkersā make.
This commission stuff for the end workers is woeful in reality, and will barely break even by the end of the year (if at all) - their own website says commission is in the 5-28% commission paid from suppliers. But workers who sell only get 70% of that commission (80% later on but it isnāt clear at what point)
example on their website - sell a Ā£5000 holiday, commission Ā£350 (based on 10% average). But you might have had to do 10 quotes to sell just 1 (at best if you get a 1 in 10 conversion of quote to sales), taking 2-3 hours each. So say it was 30 hours effort to make Ā£350 commission. Thatās Ā£12 an hour. At bestā¦ before you deduct your monthly subscription fee of Ā£40. You also donāt get that money until 30-60 days after the supplier has been paidā¦Tesco hourly rate isnāt too far off thisā¦
so you need to sell a chunk of holidays to break even and recoup your Ā£500 a year membership fee.
im sure there will be someone along to defend the scheme soon with āfactsā as there always is on forums like this
This couple is embarrassing. I clicked the link and theyāve got to be joking with the prices
Lots of you asked = nobody asked apart from one or two deranged fuckersThis couple is embarrassing. I clicked the link and theyāve got to be joking with the prices
I can't abide her or him. So thirsty.
They're also both thicker than a short plank and have zero idea about how to tell a story. Not an entertaining watch.Lots of you asked = nobody asked apart from one or two deranged fuckers
I can't abide her or him. So thirsty.
Ā£18 for a mug and Ā£45 for a hoodieThis couple is embarrassing. I clicked the link and theyāve got to be joking with the prices
WTF
I used to like them (even though short planks came to mind) but they became moany, thirsty and obsessed with cruises like nearly all vloggers now. Why are they doing merch? Hardly setting the world alight with their channel!!
I remember Get Binky going down the merch road and the Lodge Twats, TP Bazza etc
Could it be any more big headed to have a small youtube channel and think there will be a huge demand for your fruit ot the loom t shirts and hoodies?
Greedy bleeping assholes
Could it be any more big headed to have a small youtube channel and think there will be a huge demand for your fruit ot the loom t shirts and hoodies?
Greedy bleeping assholes
How thick can you be to reach that age and not know how to use an apostrophe?
Is it one couple or more?
As these people always end up here:
One Coupleās Adventure
How embarrassing.
Is it one couple or more?
As these people always end up here:
One Coupleās Adventure
How embarrassing.
I just canāt believe they have 15k subscribers! How?! Theyāre awful
If you look at the original post, 2 people said they would buy one (out of 5k followers). Probably their mates being kind
It's no coincidence that their subscribers starting going up and up as soon as they started doing cruises as it's the new "Disney" for getting the views/subs in. For me the opposite happen, go on a cruise I unsubscribe as I have no desire to be packed into a floating tin can at all.I just canāt believe they have 15k subscribers! How?! Theyāre awful
I always thought she was a wanker when I saw that she was wearing a hat with her Instagram name on it. This just confirms sheās even more desperate than I thought.screams pyramid because thatās what it is.
Inteletravel is the bit that sells the travel to people, but itās plannet marketing (an affiliate of inteletravel) that allows reps to sell memberships to create their ādown-lineā and form their own āpyramid.
This is exactly what Surrey mummy does.
Using plan-net, Her principle is recruit as many people as possible - make out like itās about selling holidays as thatās the kicker for a lot of people - especially in the Disney community - to be planning peoples holidays in your spare time around your home life and kids etc, raking in commission for it all.
She will then makes a percentage off the monthly subscription fee for āsellingā memberships, plus Iām guessing a per Person sign up bonus too. The more she recruits, the more she makes as well as a bit of the commission that any of her āworkersā make.
This commission stuff for the end workers is woeful in reality, and will barely break even by the end of the year (if at all) - their own website says commission is in the 5-28% commission paid from suppliers. But workers who sell only get 70% of that commission (80% later on but it isnāt clear at what point)
example on their website - sell a Ā£5000 holiday, commission Ā£350 (based on 10% average). But you might have had to do 10 quotes to sell just 1 (at best if you get a 1 in 10 conversion of quote to sales), taking 2-3 hours each. So say it was 30 hours effort to make Ā£350 commission. Thatās Ā£12 an hour. At bestā¦ before you deduct your monthly subscription fee of Ā£40. You also donāt get that money until 30-60 days after the supplier has been paidā¦Tesco hourly rate isnāt too far off thisā¦
so you need to sell a chunk of holidays to break even and recoup your Ā£500 a year membership fee.
im sure there will be someone along to defend the scheme soon with āfactsā as there always is on forums like this
Itās daycare for adults so I can see why it appeals to these same people. Everything needs to be sold as a package for them, and they wonāt do anything outside of that bubble. Like Adam Hattan not getting off the ship or Victoria never doing typhoon lagoon after like 40 trips.
(Of course Iām generalising here, not saying everyone who likes Disney and cruises is the same).
And they all went like sheep onto that staycation cruise in the U.K. that looked awful
That was one of the smartest money grabs I ever saw Disney do during an international lockdown. A boat that didnāt even leave the country and they all sold it out instantly
That Norwegian Fjords cruise on Iona appears to be all the rage at the moment. I think it summed up the sheep think when someone commented on The Dis that they had been dragged to the Petroleum Museum in Stavanger but begrudgingly admitted it was actually quite interesting. Heaven forbid you might actually do something outside the tiny little world you're restricting yourself to and actually learn something!
This is gold. So many people have asked us. duck right off.
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Look at all the hashtags she used. Debbie Desperate
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There is no youtuber or creator I like enough to buy something with their name on it. Who does that?
Speaking of people buying Disney tat. More passive aggressive insta stories from Emily of Kingdom Threads. Sheās shocked that people who ordered things from her back in April/May might be annoyed theyāve not yet received them. How she functioned in business for so long, I will never know.
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