Denise Curran #4 One steak between two, Mummy Matters has gone down the loo 🚽

[Justherefortittle]

Why would you even want to go, knowing the bug might come upon you at anytime? And that you’d be smitting your Mum, Sister and god knows how many people getting into tepid water of the hot tub after you 🫠

Particularly patron saint of all perfect mothers Denise who can’t bear to leave her babies for even a second, but she doesn’t mind leaving them when they are sick?
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I’ll take a fast track ticket to hell and say I hope she only gets it when she’s on the drive up to Galgorm, has to boke at the side of the road & gets the runs too

Hope whoever wins that bag sanitises it the amount of prancing about she has done with it is shocking

I’m on the Time Machine Train to hell and hope she goes to the Galgorm and gets it in the spa - poops herself, it’s caught on video by another horrified customer and goes viral

 

[cmaca]

Let’s take it back to basics here when your child is sick / not well you don’t leave them but no she’s busting her balls to get to galgorm melter 🫠

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Hope whoever wins that bag sanitises it the amount of prancing about she has done with it is shocking

Was thinking this too. If other influencers have a designer bag to give away, they barely take it out of the box. This was has practically been wearing it herself…

 

[Justherefortittle]

Was thinking this too. If other influencers have a designer bag to give away, they barely take it out of the box. This was has practically been wearing it herself…

There is a high chance it remained on her whilst she walked out the door on Saturday!

Likely raging that it was for a giveaway and not gifted - she’s hoping Donna sends her another

 

[SweatyBettyT]

There is a high chance it remained on her whilst she walked out the door on Saturday!

I would totally believe this. Or it could be in Galgorm with her today…

 

[cantinfluenceme]

Wow Denise is really going for the Oompa Loompa vibe today. She's at least 4 shades too dark

 

[Spilltheteawithme]

Wow Denise is really going for the Oompa Loompa vibe today. She's at least 4 shades too dark

Is it just me or has she not washed it off? She looks dirty with it...

 

[cooper95]

Did she forget to blend her neck?

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Is it just me or has she not washed it off? She looks dirty with it...

why would you fake tan going to a spa? That’s madness

 

[huebism]

Did she forget to blend her neck?

Jesus what colour is she!!!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Jesus what colour is she!!!

Tangerine

 

[lavendervase]

I can’t cope with that wee scarf she’s wearing in her pics

 

[cooper95]

She looks like a muff, never mind wearing one!! And the sisters teeth , she must go to the same dentist as Adna Corry !

 

[Spilltheteawithme]

It must be so so draining to be related to an influencer if you arent in that field. Imagine going for a 'relaxing' spa break and having a phone shoved in your face 24/7. Photo in the hot tub/ photo in the spa / photo at dinner / video of the room. It would be hard to relax.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

It must be so so draining to be related to an influencer if you arent in that field. Imagine going for a 'relaxing' spa break and having a phone shoved in your face 24/7. Photo in the hot tub/ photo in the spa / photo at dinner / video of the room. It would be hard to relax.

I couldn’t deal with it. There would have to be a complete phone and social media ban. The hut wasn’t anything special…I’d rather the hotel.

 

[Sheffieldlady]

Howling

Stragedy!! Wft!!

 

[huebism]

Denise on showing us a new product that hides “pours”…. Mother of god!!!!!

 

[Tini]

Denise on showing us a new product that hides “pours”…. Mother of god!!!!!

How do these people have jobs promoting products when their spelling and grammar is atrocious.
The brands using them obviously are not reputable, if my grammar and spelling was like that with my job my manager would call me out and rightly so.

 

[LurkingLuke]

My goodness the spelling is getting worse!
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Denise CBF (can’t be F’d to spell her own code correctly).
Does she even bother to double check what she posts? I hate to see her work as an OT if the shoddy standards on her Insta are anything to go by

 

[Justherefortittle]

My goodness the spelling is getting worse!
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Denise CBF (can’t be F’d to spell her own code correctly).
Does she even bother to double check what she posts? I hate to see her work as an OT if the shoddy standards on her Insta are anything to go by

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