Denise Curran #4 One steak between two, Mummy Matters has gone down the loo 🚽

[hellolovelys]

I ordered stuff from WIW and the dress I ordered had a Sainsbury’s TU clothing label on it. Guess what the whole £200 order went straight back. NEVER AGAIN

 

[LurkingLuke]

Who brings their phone in to the shower?! Is it just me who find that odd?

 

[LurkingLuke]

I was sent a copy of a full 60 second video where CNA was playing with this knife in the background, she only got distracted in the end by a chocolate bar. It’s too large so here is a short snippet but she takes it back out and continues to rub it around her hand. Denise never noticed the entire time.

 

[tknapton123]

Her stories yesterday and today I find very insensitive considering she is from the Armagh area, in which the whole town and surrounding area are in shock and devastated considering four young people lost their lives in the town

Exactly this - imagine what those families wouldn’t do to have their loved ones with them this evening - but god love her didn’t get a great sleep because she was in one bedroom in a 5 star hotel with her two kids - what planet is she living on surely her sister or other family members would pull her on this

 

[ruby75]

She really gets on my nerves. “Off to get my nails done. Wish me luck” because she has the 2 kids with her. Here’s an outlandishly absurd idea….how about, don’t book to get your nails done when you’ve got the kids with you. Heaven forbid she has to wait an extra day or 2 till Michael’s there, or, do what she usually does and bring her mum or some other victim along to babysit.
She absolutely refuses to make any sacrifices to her lifestyle. In fact, if you all remember, there have been numerous times where the resentment towards having children was palpable, regarding ‘missing holidays with girls’ etc. she’s fucking 40, not 16.

Narcissistic cretin of a woman and pathetic excuse for a mother. She makes me sick

 

[Spilltheteawithme]

I swear...if I hear her call that BMW a Jeep one more time, I'm going to lose my mind. Jeep is a brand Dumbnise. You do not drive a Jeep.

Oh and don't buy a 10 year old one and then complain when it needs to go to the garage...

Also cannot believe she SORN'd it when it was in the garage...are you that hard up that you couldn't afford a months car tax on it? How did they drive it to Dundalk if it was SORN'd?

I'm away to put my head in the oven after listening to her.

 

[angel911]

How desperately sad that you would go away for your 40th and spend most of the time making reels - trying to model tan / clothes ( badly ) and drink alcohol while in the charge of two very small children. The whole shtick of ‘family’ is ironic considering how much of her stories feature her pouting - I can hear her … no Michael I look shit there film it again She hasn’t one ounce of class about her. Tacky comes to mind.

 

[lavendervase]

I have to laugh at her going to the effort of setting the camera up, walking away from it, walking back in and pretending to look all round her. Eejit.

 

[dimfluencer]

Did he give his firstborn a card? A child who is old enough to understand the meaning of Valentine’s Day?
Also, why does she dress like a 65yo widow going to bowls club?

 

[lavendervase]

She’s so cringe
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Who says don’t bring your children on holiday?!? Supermum strikes again.
I’ve been bringing my 3 children on holiday since they were born? Including Dubai 3 times. Where’s my medal?!?

 

[here4thenose4321]

lol I thought exactly the same when I saw it- like would you not be off having fun in the sun rather than taking videos of yourself on a balcony!!!!

That’s where they spend most of the holiday, even Dubai was the same. She’ll be standing cooking the spuds and veg for the children now, then getting them to sleep in the pram so they can head out for a meal and plenty of cocktails.
Tomorrow she’ll be showcasing all the voduz hair products and BPerfect that she’s carted with her. You could write the script at this stage.

 

[Laurajane85]

The word you are looking for Dumbnise is “differentiate”. Is she drunk in those posts because she can’t articulate a sentence to save her life…

Please someone download this video

The irony of it all trying to educate mothers on teaching their babies words and she can't even speak properly herself she's the gift that keeps on giving

 

[lavendervase]

Just what a child with a head injury needs, a big long nap and to be made dizzy by her mum making her spin around the bloody kitchen while eating at the same time

 

[Elizabethwakefield]

Salons have made it clear not to bring children their insurance doesn’t cover them if anything goes wrong and why didn’t she make a nail appointment when she knew chipmunk would be at home to mind the kids who the hell brings 2 very young kids to a nail appointment she’s a selfish bitch

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Theyve another holiday on the horizon! Standby for the “ last minute break away” post

Ahhh she’ll be ripping when she reads that here.

Last minute wee break, with 2 kids, her mother, her father, her sister, the next door neighbours dog.

She’ll post the details of the 1960’s apartment when she comes home. Look at Denise, eating with one hand, drinking with the other and she’ll flog the shit out of Bellamianta/Voduz. She doesn’t bring the Romaci on holiday anymore since she lost the BA to Cweeeeevaaaaaaaa.

 

[Smck91]

“Not much to do for kids” & “one hotel room for two kids wasn’t the answer to a full nights sleep”

Sorry is this the same place that herself & beauty & bump decided would be a great family giveaway for 2 parents & 2 children?
Or did Denise really want a night stay in it but they didn’t bite on a freebie stay just for her so she offered a competition to get it over the line?

What an advertisement for Slieve Donard.

Her stories yesterday and today I find very insensitive considering she is from the Armagh area, in which the whole town and surrounding area are in shock and devastated considering four young people lost their lives in the town

 

[LurkingLuke]

So at 10am she was eating & saying she had so much work to do, work to be submitted & prepared for the next two days, a competition to launch on Thursday. By 12.15 she dressed, makeup on & ready to go shopping
She wouldn’t know hard work if it slapped her in the face.

 

[ruby75]

“Stragedy!!
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's stragedy”

 

[Nomilk2sugar]

This narrative of "am I wise taking my two children to a children's farm"... Wtf?? Oh wait I forgot, those kids only see boutiques and shopping centres ffs. What does she think the rest of us do? Imagine being in that mummy and baby group and her landing. Don't know why I'm shocked she's never heard of Dyan mill farm too. DOSE.

 

[here4thenose4321]

I’m sure the staff were smiling through gritted teeth when they saw her land in with the two children. Absolutely no need for that whatsoever! Surely there’s time in her busy schedule to get the nails done and arrange childcare. Or daddy daycare is surely available on an evening. Most places open at least one late night a week.
I’d say the place has been “wreaked” by CNA!