Where do guys even get these same openers from anyway? Do they compare bios with their equally twattish pals or do they go on on some misguided '100 dating profile lines that'll definitely make her shag you' webpage?
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DON’T POST PICTURES OF YOUR OWN KIDS LET ALONE ANYONE ELSES!
Also, 3 days? In the words of Shania Twain that don’t impress me much
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I see far too many profiles with “not my kids”. Instant ick. I’m not a parent but I’d be livid if someone had pics of my kids on the apps. I assume they do it as they think it’ll make us swoon or something ridiculous if they show they are good with kids
No I'm the same and I have two cats! I find men that have cats on their profiles are always a bit creepy and weird?I think it’s a man with a catterribly sexist of me but when I think of a woman with a cat, no issues. When I think of a man I think he must be weird
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There is nothing worse than a man's response to 2 truths and a lie, they're always so underwhelming.
I have a cat but guys with them are always weirdos. Even his cat looks like it bleeping hates him
Ah, yes, lame sexual innuendos mixed with a picture of Hitler: big turn on 
Mines short and thin with a kink in the middle.Ah, yes, lame sexual innuendos mixed with a picture of Hitler: big turn on
He keeps bleeping swiping me.
The pout and the dyed jet black beard (on a 42 year old?!
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He might be someone’s type, but he’s not mine.
The pout and the dyed jet black beard (on a 42 year old?!
)He might be someone’s type, but he’s not mine.
There's a whole subreddit dedicated to tinder and guys review each others profiles on it, it can be quite entertaining
YesHahahaha I love thisAre you South West based? Wonder if it’s the same bloke or there’s several with the same tit opener
it’s deffo him as my message was identical except the show me bit. (I didn’t match with him btw either, I was like I bet he sends that opener to all the ladies and was right 
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I had a message from someone asking if I drove. I said yes their response was that they had their licence removed for drink driving. Instant ick.
Today someone liked me on bumble.
Why not delete it if you’re inactive. Clearly not inactive if you’re swiping me. Just update your bio
Why not delete it if you’re inactive. Clearly not inactive if you’re swiping me. Just update your bio
To add to the ick, his profile pic is him & 2 kids
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I'm in an amazing relationship but this is my absolute fave thread
Oh barf. Because they're NEVER on a break. They can thrash around and complain and exclaim they're done all they want but they're never actually done. Always got that one wandering half open eye.Today someone liked me on bumble.
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Why not delete it if you’re inactive. Clearly not inactive if you’re swiping me. Just update your bio
Me too! Reading through all of these posts just makes me so glad I don’t even try with these apps anymore. They’re so soul destroying and have put me off wanting to interact with men in this way entirely
guess I’ll be single but honestly I’ve been a lot more chilled and relaxed since I gave up trying.Leaving one gem that still exists in my photos, don’t you just love it when a man gives you their negative opinion on one of your passions in life, completely unsolicited and mansplaining. This was his reply to one of my prompts on Hinge… did he expect I was going to reply back to him after this?
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