Dating app Icks

[DrNooo]

Turkey Teeth is also an ick

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And what the squirrel’s arse is going on with this facial hair?

 

[DrNooo]

This photo from someone who messaged me (unsolicited) should have come with a trigger warning. I’ve never seen anyone who looks more like a thumb, and photos of people showing what your view will be when on top of them in bed is a total ick anyway, regardless of how attractive they are.

 

[chichi100]

No I'm the same and I have two cats! I find men that have cats on their profiles are always a bit creepy and weird?

I have a cat but guys with them are always weirdos. Even his cat looks like it fucking hates him

 

[DrNooo]

44? Born in 1944 more like.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Thought I’d maybe better create a thread specifically for dating app Icks since I keep clogging up the Ick thread with mine


A hard pass… btw I’m 38, not 40-48. He must not be able to count or read….

 

[whyhellothere83]

I have a folder on my phone for these now as I have so many! These are a few of my personal faves.

 

[Sr1992]

What the fuck is wrong with these men?

 

[Sibz]

After reading these screenshots, I honestly don't know how women bring themselves to have sex with men nowadays good grief

 

[Amoo]

'Daddy to a little princess'

'Dad to a little legend' or 'Dad to the coolest little dude'.

I don't reject men with children in general but those particular overused, saccharine phrases, iccccck.

 

[Londoncailín]

I put this on the dating thread a number of months back. Ick central…

 

[peachplumpear]

HOWLING at RIP Liam Unwin, imagine dying and being memorialised in someone’s Tinder bio

 

[DrNooo]

“My perfect Sunday is a long walk followed by a roast dinner”

"I like nights out but also nights in curled up on the sofa with a glass of wine".

And do you also enjoy blinking and breathing?

 

[Amoo]

Why do guys feel the need to list (i.e. brag) about the 200 countries that they have visited and "still counting". Congrats, what do you want a medal?

Oh, this annoys me too. 'Just back from six weeks traveling in Peru'. Good for you, Paddington Bear.

 

[Joanie]

I can't send an attachment. Just seen this catch of a man. As he likes me

Bryan
48
bit fartie, Bit smelly lol
Looking for something casual

Why!! Just why!!

 

[whyhellothere83]

I’m so glad this thread is here as I’ve had nobody to share my awful dating app icks with!

 

[Thank(space)you]

My kids are my world

 

[capriallie]

shitting your pants?

 

[pommynoir]

Not mine, but 23 are ya aye?

 

[curiouserandcuriouser2022]

'Daddy to a little princess'

'Dad to a little legend' or 'Dad to the coolest little dude'.

I don't reject men with children in general but those particular overused, saccharine phrases, iccccck.

I totally agree! Very well observed!
I also swipe left on guys in their 40s and 50s who (seemingly) proudly state “never married and no kids” as if this makes them some kind of extra special catch with a special badge of honour. There’s an inherent judginess in this against people who have been married and have kids already.
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My kids are my world

Yup, these are usually the Saturday “Mc Donald’s Dads” who aren’t paying their fair share of maintenance and don’t do any of the heavy lifting that the mothers of the kids do. Knobs!

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Photoshopped to an inch of its life. He has one photo where there’s a black ribbon round his neck but it’s all mismatched and you see he’s put someone’s head on a different body.
People are weird. His age varies between 33-38.