Dating app Icks

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Thought I’d maybe better create a thread specifically for dating app Icks since I keep clogging up the Ick thread with mine


A hard pass… btw I’m 38, not 40-48. He must not be able to count or read….

 

[whyhellothere83]

I have a folder on my phone for these now as I have so many! These are a few of my personal faves.

 

[pommynoir]

Thought I’d maybe better create a thread specifically for dating app Icks since I keep clogging up the Ick thread with mine


A hard pass… btw I’m 38, not 40-48. He must not be able to count or read….
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Yorkshire fingering champion.
Call the morgue, because I am bleeping dead

 

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I have a folder on my phone for these now as I have so many! These are a few of my personal faves.

RIP Liam Urwin
Snuggly buggly cuddles

 

[Jojoo]

I have a folder on my phone for these now as I have so many! These are a few of my personal faves.

Snuggly buggly cuddles?!

 

[bourb0nbiscuits]

The hospital bathroom one , wtf

 

[BoogleC]

Not the first time I’ve seen this line used on Bumble

 

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Yorkshire fingering champion.
Call the morgue, because I am bleeping dead

I keep reading the first line as “rough and ready seasoned badger”

 

[whyhellothere83]

RIP Liam Urwin
Snuggly buggly cuddles

I don’t know which is worse

 

[youRjokingHunz]

I’m loving This thread
How bad is it in dating land?

 

[whyhellothere83]

I’m loving This thread
How bad is it in dating land?

There are no words to explain how bad! Read the dating thread for the horror stories!

 

[unidentified]

Oh I feel seen! I could send so many! Look forward to sharing. I’m on holiday in Yorkshire at the minute. I don’t want to be bumping into the finger blaster though

 

[peachplumpear]

HOWLING at RIP Liam Unwin, imagine dying and being memorialised in someone’s Tinder bio

 

[iieee]

Been a while but the ones I happened across a lot were
-men in hats (be bald and free ffs)
-men with tigers
-men 20+ years older messaging you as if you don't have the option of hundreds of men your own age on the app?! Oh yes pls I'd love to wipe your arse while listening to prog rock
-couples wanting you to be their fetish for an evening
-"no baggage"

 

[Amoo]

'Daddy to a little princess'

'Dad to a little legend' or 'Dad to the coolest little dude'.

I don't reject men with children in general but those particular overused, saccharine phrases, iccccck.

 

[Thank(space)you]

My kids are my world

 

[curiouserandcuriouser2022]

'Daddy to a little princess'

'Dad to a little legend' or 'Dad to the coolest little dude'.

I don't reject men with children in general but those particular overused, saccharine phrases, iccccck.

I totally agree! Very well observed!
I also swipe left on guys in their 40s and 50s who (seemingly) proudly state “never married and no kids” as if this makes them some kind of extra special catch with a special badge of honour. There’s an inherent judginess in this against people who have been married and have kids already.
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My kids are my world

Yup, these are usually the Saturday “Mc Donald’s Dads” who aren’t paying their fair share of maintenance and don’t do any of the heavy lifting that the mothers of the kids do. Knobs!

 

[BoogleC]

The “got my tit together” gang. Instant no from me

 

[unidentified]

This shows me nothing other than you’ll be too lazy to ask me any questions other than the ‘and you?’ If I was to ask any

 

[DrNooo]

This photo from someone who messaged me (unsolicited) should have come with a trigger warning. I’ve never seen anyone who looks more like a thumb, and photos of people showing what your view will be when on top of them in bed is a total ick anyway, regardless of how attractive they are.