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Amoo

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'My 6 year old daughter does makeup better than the women on here'

Another poor, sexually-frustrated man who has no app success so turns to insults.
 
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Rayne

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Apologies in advance for this, but this absolute beast liked me yesterday and I still feel ill today so you all need to feel my pain…

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all 6 of his pics he had this black tooth, there’s even an old pic of him from like 10years ago and it was grey then so why can’t he just get it removed in ten years 😩🤮
 
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Sharkfan

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One of my biggest icks is when you match with someone and they immediately ask for your number or socials or ask you on a date. Personally I like to get to know someone before bothering to doll myself up for a date- which brings me to another ick which is when you’ve planned to go out for a meal or something so you get all dressed up and he turns up in a T-shirt and jeans. I once spent a ridiculous amount of time on my hair and makeup to meet a guy for lunch, only for him to turn up in his secondary school leavers hoodie that had food down it.
 
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Amanda.C

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I once blocked someone on a dating app for opening their message with 'Ahoy' but I think that's perfectly reasonable.
 
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ShopTilYouSlop

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I just cannot believe the way some men think it is acceptable to speak to women. That being open to dating means you must be willing to accept sexually aggressive smut from a man you've never met.
 
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BoogleC

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DON’T POST PICTURES OF YOUR OWN KIDS LET ALONE ANYONE ELSES!

Also, 3 days? In the words of Shania Twain that don’t impress me much
I see far too many profiles with “not my kids”. Instant ick. I’m not a parent but I’d be livid if someone had pics of my kids on the apps. I assume they do it as they think it’ll make us swoon or something ridiculous if they show they are good with kids 🤢
 
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yikez101

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Just found this thread I have collected a lot of evidence over the years of how men on dating apps say the most icky things but here’s a great example
The roses are red thing doesn’t even rhyme 😂
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Jackie Brown

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I just saw a bio on Bumble and the guy wrote "a big fan of banta." I can't stand the word banter, but at least spell it correctly!

Why do guys feel the need to list (i.e. brag) about the 200 countries that they have visited and "still counting". Congrats, what do you want a medal?

Men who's profile pics show them lying on their bed topless giving some strange "come to bed" eyes. In what universe is this meant to be sexy?!
 
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iieee

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Been a while but the ones I happened across a lot were
-men in hats (be bald and free ffs)
-men with tigers
-men 20+ years older messaging you as if you don't have the option of hundreds of men your own age on the app?! Oh yes pls I'd love to wipe your arse while listening to prog rock
-couples wanting you to be their fetish for an evening
-"no baggage"
 
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unidentified

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Equally, put some clean, ironed clothes on and do something with this hair! Don’t even get me started on his bio! And one last thing, why does a man, aged 40, not having a clue if he ever wants kids and just wanting something casual. At what age are these Peter Pan’s growing the fuck up.
 

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