Dating app Icks

[Ohnoshebettadont]

I’ve been waiting for this! A few from the archive…
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After reading these screenshots, I honestly don't know how women bring themselves to have sex with men nowadays good grief

I’m bisexual and only date women. I also have a bi male fwb who is as terrified of men as I am

 

[Dogtanian]

Spoiler: Trigger warning

Anyone else got the Duelling Banjos tune going through their heads when they look at this?

Also, is the best photo they have one where they’ve got blood on their 5XL tee shirt and they’re proudly holding up some poor animals corpse?

 

[capriallie]

Need to dump my situationship this week as he’s giving me the ick so went back on hinge tonight. Please can we leave illiterate men in 2023?

 

[Woolmercardington]

I'm assuming he doesn't like to take 'no' for an answer.

 

[bigmac22]

I put this on the dating thread a number of months back. Ick central…

“why is it so hard to find a good woman”

 

[DrNooo]

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“Executive manager at CBD industry”?
More likely lives with his Mum and sells weed to his mates at the pub.

 

[Rayne]

He really wouldn’t want me to leave him a review

 

[Rayne]

“I like going on holidays“ on 90% of profiles
well unless your going to Afghanistan for 2 weeks I should bloody well hope you do

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

the audacity of some of these men. Gross

“If you’ve lied about your height matey, you’re buying me drinks until you grow a few more inches”.


just realised that could be taken any way 🫢

 

[IGiveUp22]

It’s baffling it’s it that men think us women want to know what they’re like in bed (or what they think they’re like).
You don’t meet someone for the first time in real life and tell them that so why do they do it on DATING sites. There are sites that are more for hook ups, it’s baffling

 

[Rayne]

When most their pics were taken on the same day/ night out or they do a little photoshoot in their bedroom because they don’t have 6 pictures and are wearing the same top in half the pics

Further to my previous Icks from earlier …..

Guys doing the above but using a selfie stick in their bedroom as well

 

[curiouserandcuriouser2022]

“What you see is what you get”
is a common enough phrase too. I dunno what they mean! Are they saying they have no depth?

On a funnier note…I find I am now looking at Tinder looking for info to share with you all here rather than trying to locate a suitable man to go on a date with

 

[Dogtanian]

This isn’t even an ick it’s infuriating but I am despairing so much with men on these apps at the minute

Trash taking itself out

 

[Amoo]

I know it's not the most obvious thing, but I'd be hugely put off by all these men who claim not to know what they're looking for.

They're looking for sex, they just don't want to write that, and they think we won't realise this.

Like when they write 'Dont really no wat I'm doin on here lol', always with the 'lol', = 'Signed up cause my mate told me he shagged a load of women off here'

 

[Ohnoshebettadont]

Just found this thread I have collected a lot of evidence over the years of how men on dating apps say the most icky things but here’s a great example
The roses are red thing doesn’t even rhyme
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Also it’s a red flag to me when men put down other women in comparison to you. In my experience it means they don’t respect women generally

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

“If you don’t look like your pics, you’re buying me drinks until you do”

 

[Rayne]

Wtf is wrong with these men

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Liam needs to grow up. (He’s 36)

 

[malibu skies]

I feel like getting your hands dirty and very clean guy don’t go together

 

[unidentified]

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pretending to be interested in having a conversation (over a few days I might add) only to turn around and say this
just say it straight away so I can unmatch you already jeez

God I report these people now. I am so over it that I take the time to report them all. One was a police officer so I reported it to the police too. He is under investigation now