Dating app Icks

[FakeSmile]

Did you carry on with the date?!

I had to because I didn’t know how to get out of it. I sat there in a bar for an hour and tried my hardest to be “normal” (it was easier because he was sat down ) but I was throwing out ice queen vibes. Then afterwards he had the cheek to tell ME that I wasn’t the same in “real life”!!!

Ghosted the little fella after that

 

[Amoo]

max is an actual child in this wtf. WHAT YEAR IS IT and why would you make actual jenson button the forefront of a photo that’s meant to make people want to date YOU

That reminds me of when I saw a profile and thought "Ooh, he's nice!", before quickly realising that I was looking Anthony Joshua, with my prospective match being the guy standing next to him!

I've also seen at least one profile where the guy is posing with Mike Tyson. I think I'll pass on someone whose hero is a violent convicted rapist.

 

[DrNooo]

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“Executive manager at CBD industry”?
More likely lives with his Mum and sells weed to his mates at the pub.

 

[Ametrine]

Their bio says “apparently I look like Tom hardy


if I lost some weight”

He does not look like Tom hardy.
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The footwear followed by the bio.

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He needs to go on a date with Amar, they would have so much in common!

 

[Rayne]

“I like going on holidays“ on 90% of profiles
well unless your going to Afghanistan for 2 weeks I should bloody well hope you do

 

[Rayne]

I’ve been back on bumble for 5 minutes

 

[IGiveUp22]

It’s baffling it’s it that men think us women want to know what they’re like in bed (or what they think they’re like).
You don’t meet someone for the first time in real life and tell them that so why do they do it on DATING sites. There are sites that are more for hook ups, it’s baffling

 

[Rayne]

When most their pics were taken on the same day/ night out or they do a little photoshoot in their bedroom because they don’t have 6 pictures and are wearing the same top in half the pics

Further to my previous Icks from earlier …..

Guys doing the above but using a selfie stick in their bedroom as well

 

[curiouserandcuriouser2022]

“What you see is what you get”
is a common enough phrase too. I dunno what they mean! Are they saying they have no depth?

On a funnier note…I find I am now looking at Tinder looking for info to share with you all here rather than trying to locate a suitable man to go on a date with

 

[Dogtanian]

This isn’t even an ick it’s infuriating but I am despairing so much with men on these apps at the minute

Trash taking itself out

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Their bio says “apparently I look like Tom hardy


if I lost some weight”

He does not look like Tom hardy.
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The footwear followed by the bio.

 

[yikez101]

pretending to be interested in having a conversation (over a few days I might add) only to turn around and say this
just say it straight away so I can unmatch you already jeez

 

[Amoo]

I know it's not the most obvious thing, but I'd be hugely put off by all these men who claim not to know what they're looking for.

They're looking for sex, they just don't want to write that, and they think we won't realise this.

Like when they write 'Dont really no wat I'm doin on here lol', always with the 'lol', = 'Signed up cause my mate told me he shagged a load of women off here'

 

[capriallie]

Autocorrect doesn’t even recognise his version of the spelling of psycho.
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I see “dark sense of humour” and instantly think “babe it’s a joke lighten up it’s just BANTER”

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Today someone liked me on bumble.

Why not delete it if you’re inactive. Clearly not inactive if you’re swiping me. Just update your bio

 

[Ohnoshebettadont]

all this requests from these Men, yet what do they bring to the table!?

I started asking men “what would you bring to the table in our relationship” on bumble and they were gagged the only answer I got was ‘that’s a great question, I don’t know’. Everyone else ignored or unmatched

 

[Ohnoshebettadont]

I’ve been waiting for this! A few from the archive…
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After reading these screenshots, I honestly don't know how women bring themselves to have sex with men nowadays good grief

I’m bisexual and only date women. I also have a bi male fwb who is as terrified of men as I am

 

[Dogtanian]

Spoiler: Trigger warning

Anyone else got the Duelling Banjos tune going through their heads when they look at this?

Also, is the best photo they have one where they’ve got blood on their 5XL tee shirt and they’re proudly holding up some poor animals corpse?

 

[capriallie]

Need to dump my situationship this week as he’s giving me the ick so went back on hinge tonight. Please can we leave illiterate men in 2023?

 

[Traazers]

I'm in an amazing relationship but this is my absolute fave thread