Dating app Icks

[Noppa]

What a load of tosh

 

[Zulkraa]

Thought this might belong here

 

[yikez101]

Just found this thread I have collected a lot of evidence over the years of how men on dating apps say the most icky things but here’s a great example
The roses are red thing doesn’t even rhyme

 

[Thank(space)you]

Move like a creep and you'll always be an incel...

 

[Cas7]

I’m done.

 

[unidentified]

Equally, put some clean, ironed clothes on and do something with this hair! Don’t even get me started on his bio! And one last thing, why does a man, aged 40, not having a clue if he ever wants kids and just wanting something casual. At what age are these Peter Pan’s growing the fuck up.

 

[FakeSmile]

Did you carry on with the date?!

I had to because I didn’t know how to get out of it. I sat there in a bar for an hour and tried my hardest to be “normal” (it was easier because he was sat down ) but I was throwing out ice queen vibes. Then afterwards he had the cheek to tell ME that I wasn’t the same in “real life”!!!

Ghosted the little fella after that

 

[Pinkii]

What on Earth is Douglas thinking!?

You can understand why the muscle heads do topless pics but come on Douglas

 

[Amoo]

max is an actual child in this wtf. WHAT YEAR IS IT and why would you make actual jenson button the forefront of a photo that’s meant to make people want to date YOU

That reminds me of when I saw a profile and thought "Ooh, he's nice!", before quickly realising that I was looking Anthony Joshua, with my prospective match being the guy standing next to him!

I've also seen at least one profile where the guy is posing with Mike Tyson. I think I'll pass on someone whose hero is a violent convicted rapist.

 

[unidentified]

Not just the divorced over 40’s

 

[bigmac22]

Wish I’d have screenshotted but in response to the prompt “last time I cried” he put “when my grandad passed away”

lovely that you’re not totally heartless but why put that on your dating profile ????

also saw another guy who legit put in his Tinder bio “RIP Nan”

 

[Ametrine]

Their bio says “apparently I look like Tom hardy


if I lost some weight”

He does not look like Tom hardy.
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The footwear followed by the bio.

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He needs to go on a date with Amar, they would have so much in common!

 

[DrNooo]

Just eew

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Their bio says “apparently I look like Tom hardy


if I lost some weight”

He does not look like Tom hardy.
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The footwear followed by the bio.

 

[yikez101]

pretending to be interested in having a conversation (over a few days I might add) only to turn around and say this
just say it straight away so I can unmatch you already jeez

 

[capriallie]

Autocorrect doesn’t even recognise his version of the spelling of psycho.
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I see “dark sense of humour” and instantly think “babe it’s a joke lighten up it’s just BANTER”

 

[BoogleC]

What on earth

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Today someone liked me on bumble.

Why not delete it if you’re inactive. Clearly not inactive if you’re swiping me. Just update your bio

 

[curiouserandcuriouser2022]

Here’s another ick…

 

[Thank(space)you]

I'm probably being unreasonable but a guy said on tinder that he has his child "when it suits me" and it's proper put me off