Dating app Icks

[Blonde_moment]

After reading these I honestly think I’ll stay single forever

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Oh my god!!

 

[DrNooo]

Got a notification that someone had sent me a message on the my single friend site (which I joined ages ago but never really used). After seeing his profile, I give up. I really do.

 

[Jojoo]

The crossed legs and the way he’s holding his phone

 

[DrNooo]

It’s all about BDSM at the min

Adam and Daniel sound perfect for each other

 

[Eeeww David!]

 

[FakeSmile]

I’ve only met a few men off apps that are honest about their height. I’m 5’9 and it’s very noticeable going on a date with someone who’s 5’10 but who listed their height as 6ft instead

I’m 5’9 and was talking to someone on Bumble for ages. He said that he was the same height as me which did put me off abit (I like super tall men) but I thought hey we get on so well I’ll give it a go. Finally met up with him and he came up to my shoulder biggest ick of my life.

 

[whyhellothere83]

Today’s crackers. ‘Jim’ was a particular favourite.

 

[Amoo]

'If you cant take the piss out of each other whats the point!!'

That was the first line of his bio. Dickwad. As with all these 'banter' types, he may as well have just written 'I'm looking for someone to verbally abuse and chip away at their self-esteem".

 

[malibu skies]

I have found my people

What is with the men who can never ask you a single question? I matched with a guy about 5 days ago and all he talks about is himself. So I’ve given up asking him questions and now I just talk about myself, so we’re having two separate conversations. I stopped replying this evening.

 

[DrNooo]

FFS you’re 58 years old, enough with the emojis. Plus you’re way outside my age range which is why I haven’t replied.

 

[DrNooo]

LIVE—LOVE—LAUGH? No. Next!

 

[Rayne]

 

[LaBlonde]

This is a man in his 30s

NO RAGRETS

 

[Thank(space)you]

His bio....looking for something long term
The first message he sends

 

[Princess of Scots]

What possesses some men to message this as an opener.

 

[unidentified]

 

[capriallie]

The worst thing is, he'll think that only women with "cankles and gunts" will be put off by that. That's why he's got it on there.

What kind of oversexed twat thinks the school run is a meat market?

Exactly! They’re not there to arouse you, they’re taking their kids to school! What makes you think they’d want to shag you anyway

 

[BoogleC]

This isn’t even an ick it’s infuriating but I am despairing so much with men on these apps at the minute

 

[J2607]

I don't understand why so many men still have mirror selfies when the front facing camera exists.

I also don't know who's worse: Turkey teeth misogynist Essex boys or soft boi male feminist types who are into kink and "hate the Tories"...yes you and 99% of country, it's not a ground breaking opinion to have.