Dating app Icks

[DrNooo]

Turkey Teeth is also an ick

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And what the squirrel’s arse is going on with this facial hair?

 

[DrNooo]

This photo from someone who messaged me (unsolicited) should have come with a trigger warning. I’ve never seen anyone who looks more like a thumb, and photos of people showing what your view will be when on top of them in bed is a total ick anyway, regardless of how attractive they are.

 

[chichi100]

No I'm the same and I have two cats! I find men that have cats on their profiles are always a bit creepy and weird?

I have a cat but guys with them are always weirdos. Even his cat looks like it fucking hates him

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Thought I’d maybe better create a thread specifically for dating app Icks since I keep clogging up the Ick thread with mine


A hard pass… btw I’m 38, not 40-48. He must not be able to count or read….

 

[DrNooo]

44? Born in 1944 more like.

 

[whyhellothere83]

I have a folder on my phone for these now as I have so many! These are a few of my personal faves.

 

[Sr1992]

What the fuck is wrong with these men?

 

[Sibz]

After reading these screenshots, I honestly don't know how women bring themselves to have sex with men nowadays good grief

 

[Amoo]

'Daddy to a little princess'

'Dad to a little legend' or 'Dad to the coolest little dude'.

I don't reject men with children in general but those particular overused, saccharine phrases, iccccck.

 

[peachplumpear]

HOWLING at RIP Liam Unwin, imagine dying and being memorialised in someone’s Tinder bio

 

[Londoncailín]

I put this on the dating thread a number of months back. Ick central…

 

[DrNooo]

“My perfect Sunday is a long walk followed by a roast dinner”

"I like nights out but also nights in curled up on the sofa with a glass of wine".

And do you also enjoy blinking and breathing?

 

[Amoo]

Why do guys feel the need to list (i.e. brag) about the 200 countries that they have visited and "still counting". Congrats, what do you want a medal?

Oh, this annoys me too. 'Just back from six weeks traveling in Peru'. Good for you, Paddington Bear.

 

[Joanie]

I can't send an attachment. Just seen this catch of a man. As he likes me

Bryan
48
bit fartie, Bit smelly lol
Looking for something casual

Why!! Just why!!

 

[whyhellothere83]

I’m so glad this thread is here as I’ve had nobody to share my awful dating app icks with!

 

[Thank(space)you]

My kids are my world

 

[capriallie]

shitting your pants?

 

[stella_cat]

Well that's not very gentleman-like OR classy Amar

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Photoshopped to an inch of its life. He has one photo where there’s a black ribbon round his neck but it’s all mismatched and you see he’s put someone’s head on a different body.
People are weird. His age varies between 33-38.

 

[pommynoir]

Not mine, but 23 are ya aye?