Dating app Icks

[bottlewrapper]

He’s back again. He’s had a change of mind on the bio.
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Stuart's on tattle!

Hi Stuart!

 

[BoogleC]

Not the first time I’ve seen this line used on Bumble

 

[Zulkraa]

Just found this thread I have collected a lot of evidence over the years of how men on dating apps say the most icky things but here’s a great example
The roses are red thing doesn’t even rhyme
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Is that a copy & paste job?

1 guy sent me a copy and paste message with his phone number, so I copied and pasted it and replied - he messaged me back saying he couldn’t get through to the number imagine not recognising your own number and calling it?

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Every now and then I’ll get a like from a bloke in a poly relationship and they look like the great unwashed. HOW DO THEY HAVE A PARTNER AND ARE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER ONE AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE ONE!

 

[Pinkii]

Why do they all fucking have to make everything about sex on their profiles!? Whether its funny or tongue in cheek its utter ick

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

 

[bottlewrapper]

Why did “I’m a very clean guy” Make me laugh.

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He's into anal stuff, that's my first thought. Wants a woman to get her hands dirty but tells you he's very clean = your hands, lovely lady, will be going up his bottom!

Stuart will assume this is clear to anyone responding to him, and yet it will come up in an awkward conversation on every first date he has. There will be no second dates for Stuart, and he will put it down to all women being stuck up and prudish, rather than being put off by his first dating fisting request. Stuart's mother can't understand why her son is single.

 

[BWGossip]

Ah, yes, lame sexual innuendos mixed with a picture of Hitler: big turn on

 

[BoredHousewifeSince2007]

This photo from someone who messaged me (unsolicited) should have come with a trigger warning. I’ve never seen anyone who looks more like a thumb, and photos of people showing what your view will be when on top of them in bed is a total ick anyway, regardless of how attractive they are.
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And no pillow case

 

[Pinkii]

Sex positvity=sex pest who would get grumpy if you say no to sex one night

 

[Realitybites]

On hinge the sheer number of blokes who use pineapple on pizza as a prompt for ‘controversial opinion’.

Also anyone who puts ‘ask me’ instead of writing about themselves.

 

[BoogleC]

Stake

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

 

[unidentified]

This shows me nothing other than you’ll be too lazy to ask me any questions other than the ‘and you?’ If I was to ask any

 

[Amoo]

Tomorrow, a large number of users on the apps will be guys who are sat on the sofa with their phones, ignoring their kids, while their wives/partners are stressing out over the Christmas dinner preparation.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Matched with a guy who has since uploaded more photos and one of them he is in the gym using the equipment lying on his stomach and his neck is stretched out and he reminds me of a wrinkly, old tortoise sticking its head out of its shell.

 

[Zulkraa]

I matched with him and called him out. He’d also added a headless photo of a man wearing a suit

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He replied saying it was him and he wanted to show off his suit and then he unmatched me. I noticed all the fake profiles put their profile on Travel mode.

TinEye Reverse Image Search

tineye.com

 

[Crabbypatty00]

Fucking hell Douglas, if I wasn't put off by the pale, baggy skinned and strangely hairless torso I would certainly give endless chat about cycling and fishing the swerve.

Thought that photo reminded me of something. Did not expect to find a website of naked mole rats in suggestive poses though...

 

[Serene Serena]

Maybe Pusey is his dog's name?

And Anal is his cat except he’s dyslexic and the cat is really called Alan