Dating app Icks

[curiouserandcuriouser2022]

'Daddy to a little princess'

'Dad to a little legend' or 'Dad to the coolest little dude'.

I don't reject men with children in general but those particular overused, saccharine phrases, iccccck.

I totally agree! Very well observed!
I also swipe left on guys in their 40s and 50s who (seemingly) proudly state “never married and no kids” as if this makes them some kind of extra special catch with a special badge of honour. There’s an inherent judginess in this against people who have been married and have kids already.
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My kids are my world

Yup, these are usually the Saturday “Mc Donald’s Dads” who aren’t paying their fair share of maintenance and don’t do any of the heavy lifting that the mothers of the kids do. Knobs!

 

[LaBlonde]

when you aim for mysterious and just end up with vaguely threatening:

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Seen someone with 5 pics and he’s wearing hats in all of them.
I know him in real life and he has long hair, but a massively receding hair line.

Poor women getting hatfished.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

“My perfect Sunday is a long walk followed by a roast dinner”

 

[Noppa]

What does this even mean ffs?

 

[monepierce]

Oh, this annoys me too. 'Just back from six weeks traveling in Peru'. Good for you, Paddington Bear.

“I’ve been to 50 countries”

that’s all well and good but have you ever been to therapy?

 

[moreanimalsplease1]

Im a rock climber and one guy said “your harness has the best job in the world”

I’m pretty sure I sealed up.

 

[pommynoir]

Thought I’d maybe better create a thread specifically for dating app Icks since I keep clogging up the Ick thread with mine


A hard pass… btw I’m 38, not 40-48. He must not be able to count or read….
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Yorkshire fingering champion.
Call the morgue, because I am fucking dead

 

[stella_cat]

Good morning to you too David

 

[Rayne]

I present you the biggest dating app ick I’ve ever gotten

(I usually always keep someone anonymous on here but let’s face it, this guy has made a fake Victorian Christmas music video and it’s on his bumble profile so he’s very proud of it and clearly wants it out there )

 

[LaBlonde]

FIVE MINUTES?!?

annoyed about having to wait FIVE MINUTES 🫠

also three opportunities to correctly use “you’re” and he missed every single one.

 

[Tunacanoe]

Biggest Ick I had was some guy tracking me down on facebook to message me to let me know that he swiped on me but we hadnt matched so I must not have seen it just not interested

 

[Rayne]

Just clearing out my camera roll, here’s another good one

 

[DrNooo]

Just, no. Either this is photoshopped or he’s taken so many steroids that his nads will have shrivelled to the size of two tiny raisins.

 

[whyhellothere83]

Just putting their Instagram handle in the description, is this the normal?

Or people who do it and say their dating app ‘isn’t working’ so message on Snapchat or insta. Snapchat is another ick…. Should not be used over the age of 25

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

He keeps fucking swiping me.
The pout and the dyed jet black beard (on a 42 year old?! )
He might be someone’s type, but he’s not mine.

 

[DrNooo]

Really selling yourself here

 

[stella_cat]

Started okay...rapidly declined!

 

[Pinkii]

im sorry for all you ladies out there dating and this is what the world offers you

But this is now my favourite thread so keep em coming

 

[Thank(space)you]

Matched with a guy on badoo. His 3rd message was "can I come for cuddles" I said i don't cuddle strangers. He got quite angry & said he wasn't a stranger as we had exchanged messages already (literally just hi how are you messages) told me I was dumb and needed to look up stranger in the dictionary! Wtaf! Blocked and deleted.