Dating app Icks

[stella_cat]

Well that's not very gentleman-like OR classy Amar

 

[LaBlonde]

when you aim for mysterious and just end up with vaguely threatening:

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

“My perfect Sunday is a long walk followed by a roast dinner”

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Seen someone with 5 pics and he’s wearing hats in all of them.
I know him in real life and he has long hair, but a massively receding hair line.

Poor women getting hatfished.

 

[monepierce]

Oh, this annoys me too. 'Just back from six weeks traveling in Peru'. Good for you, Paddington Bear.

“I’ve been to 50 countries”

that’s all well and good but have you ever been to therapy?

 

[LaBlonde]

FIVE MINUTES?!?

annoyed about having to wait FIVE MINUTES 🫠

also three opportunities to correctly use “you’re” and he missed every single one.

 

[pommynoir]

Thought I’d maybe better create a thread specifically for dating app Icks since I keep clogging up the Ick thread with mine


A hard pass… btw I’m 38, not 40-48. He must not be able to count or read….
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Yorkshire fingering champion.
Call the morgue, because I am fucking dead

 

[Noppa]

What does this even mean ffs?

 

[Rayne]

I present you the biggest dating app ick I’ve ever gotten

(I usually always keep someone anonymous on here but let’s face it, this guy has made a fake Victorian Christmas music video and it’s on his bumble profile so he’s very proud of it and clearly wants it out there )

 

[moreanimalsplease1]

Im a rock climber and one guy said “your harness has the best job in the world”

I’m pretty sure I sealed up.

 

[Rayne]

Just clearing out my camera roll, here’s another good one

 

[stella_cat]

Good morning to you too David

 

[Pinkii]

im sorry for all you ladies out there dating and this is what the world offers you

But this is now my favourite thread so keep em coming

 

[DrNooo]

Just, no. Either this is photoshopped or he’s taken so many steroids that his nads will have shrivelled to the size of two tiny raisins.

 

[Tunacanoe]

Biggest Ick I had was some guy tracking me down on facebook to message me to let me know that he swiped on me but we hadnt matched so I must not have seen it just not interested

 

[whyhellothere83]

Just putting their Instagram handle in the description, is this the normal?

Or people who do it and say their dating app ‘isn’t working’ so message on Snapchat or insta. Snapchat is another ick…. Should not be used over the age of 25

 

[DrNooo]

Really selling yourself here

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

He keeps fucking swiping me.
The pout and the dyed jet black beard (on a 42 year old?! )
He might be someone’s type, but he’s not mine.

 

[Amyx1518]

Delightful!

 

[Reagent]

Dear lord , why do men think we want to see their junk? I once sent a pic of my cat licking it's arse in reply to a dick pic and request for a dirty photo. Didn't hear from him again.