Dating app Icks

[Reagent]

Dear lord , why do men think we want to see their junk? I once sent a pic of my cat licking it's arse in reply to a dick pic and request for a dirty photo. Didn't hear from him again.

 

[Zulkraa]

 

[Rayne]

"I go crazy for music."

I raise you

 

[Thank(space)you]

People: "why are you single? You should try dating apps"
Men on dating apps:

 

[Zulkraa]

Just a few of my recent faves

Douglas reminds me of this meme:

 

[DrNooo]

Brazilian minge-wax chin anyone?

 

[unidentified]

Oh I feel seen! I could send so many! Look forward to sharing. I’m on holiday in Yorkshire at the minute. I don’t want to be bumping into the finger blaster though

 

[Amyx1518]

Delightful!

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Using AI photos for ALL their photos.
I can tell you now, no one who lives 12 miles away from me would dress in a waistcoat like that.

 

[Bianca Del Rio]

Not faz from Leeds mansplaining how Bumble works for the ladies. 🫠 Thank God you were here faz, we’d all have been staring into our blank inboxes otherwise wondering where we were going wrong.

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Started okay...rapidly declined!

The worst thing is, he'll think that only women with "cankles and gunts" will be put off by that. That's why he's got it on there.

What kind of oversexed twat thinks the school run is a meat market?

 

[Zulkraa]

 

[bottlewrapper]

He’s back again. He’s had a change of mind on the bio.
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Stuart's on tattle!

Hi Stuart!

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Posted on the original Ick thread, but sharing again.

 

[LittleLizzy1985]

Ummm at least he's honest?!
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I despair I honestly do.

This stuff works on (some) men so they obviously think it will work on women...

If I had propositioned my husband on a dating site instead of face to face there's a strong chance I would feature on this thread I saw my husband across a pub (a wetherspoons too ) and thought he was fit. One of my friends said she knew him and he later walked past our table and stuck his tongue out to her, I then said "put that away or I'll be sat on it later" and hey presto, almost 17 years later here we still are in my defence, I was young and VERY drunk

OK, I'll see myself out...

 

[Amoo]

Even worse… when they blame bumble for getting their age wrong!!

'I'm 42 not 32 dont no y it says that lol'

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Yorkshire fingering champion.
Call the morgue, because I am fucking dead

I keep reading the first line as “rough and ready seasoned badger”

 

[bottlewrapper]

Why did “I’m a very clean guy” Make me laugh.

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He's into anal stuff, that's my first thought. Wants a woman to get her hands dirty but tells you he's very clean = your hands, lovely lady, will be going up his bottom!

Stuart will assume this is clear to anyone responding to him, and yet it will come up in an awkward conversation on every first date he has. There will be no second dates for Stuart, and he will put it down to all women being stuck up and prudish, rather than being put off by his first dating fisting request. Stuart's mother can't understand why her son is single.

 

[DrNooo]

Well this is a lot to take in. Does he realise he’s put this on bumble with his search settings set to women?

 

[stella_cat]

Just a few of my recent faves