"I like nights out but also nights in curled up on the sofa with a glass of wine".
And do you also enjoy blinking and breathing?
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And do you also enjoy blinking and breathing?
I feel called out by some of you on here- I‘m so pedestrian
I’m all about the beach walks
Posted on the original Ick thread, but sharing again.
Love this thread men who have pics with their mum,dad or granny/grandad in them I hate them because usually in my experience these men are the biggest assholes. It's just a con to look like a nice man.
men who have pics with their mum,dad or granny/grandad in them I hate them because usually in my experience these men are the biggest assholes. It's just a con to look like a nice man.I have SO many.
The wrong age thing pisses me off, especially if it’s accompanied by “it won’t let me change it” “I don’t know why it says I’m XX I’m not” YOU SET THE PROFILE UP UOU KNOB.
The “doesn’t take themselves too seriously”
The “can handle a dark sense of humour”
Any prompt/profile that’s sexual in any way
Photos where they’re pouting.
I also have some weirdly specific jeans that I hate as well that loads of men on dating apps seem to wear
The wrong age thing pisses me off, especially if it’s accompanied by “it won’t let me change it” “I don’t know why it says I’m XX I’m not” YOU SET THE PROFILE UP UOU KNOB.
The “doesn’t take themselves too seriously”
The “can handle a dark sense of humour”
Any prompt/profile that’s sexual in any way
Photos where they’re pouting.
I also have some weirdly specific jeans that I hate as well that loads of men on dating apps seem to wear
@IGiveUp22 the ribbed biker jeans?
Not mine, but 23 are ya aye?
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I remember someone posting on the other thread about the jeans haha thought it must of been youYes!!!! What are they??!?
When I was a teenager my rule was never to date a guy in Wrangler jeans. The flat-bottomed look they gave guys gave me the ick!I remember someone posting on the other thread about the jeans haha thought it must of been you
Does he pop those teeth into a glass of water on his bedside table at the end of the night?
Dubai and Las Vegas pics. We’re definitely not a match. I’m not about that lifestyle
Equally, put some clean, ironed clothes on and do something with this hair! Don’t even get me started on his bio! And one last thing, why does a man, aged 40, not having a clue if he ever wants kids and just wanting something casual. At what age are these Peter Pan’s growing the duck up.
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I keep getting a like off a guy making new accounts and his “review by a friend” was “the kind of guy who brings quiche to a party”. Ick. Stop being quirky. Now he’s made another new account and his review by a friend is that he’s a “dark horse”. Ick again. It doesn’t help he looks like a drip.
“I like going on holidays“ on 90% of profiles
well unless your going to Afghanistan for 2 weeks I should bloody well hope you do
well unless your going to Afghanistan for 2 weeks I should bloody well hope you do
Just, no. Either this is photoshopped or he’s taken so many steroids that his nads will have shrivelled to the size of two tiny raisins.
Found these overnight and also someone with their car as one of their uploaded photos. Oh, and someone who messaged me last night at half 9 and then messaged me this morning at 7am saying ‘slow replies 
’ …. I was in bed having s really early night
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These seriously look like just an overlay, those retainer style veneers you can buy, when you zoom I would swear that's what they are. You'd think you'd just go ahead and get some dental work done if it was to that degree.
edit: zoomed again and they actually stick out from his gums where the gum should be overlapping so I'm thinking so. Gosh the grand irony in his requirement is that when he takes those off he probably won't look recognizable either.
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