Dating app Icks

[BoredHousewifeSince2007]

This photo from someone who messaged me (unsolicited) should have come with a trigger warning. I’ve never seen anyone who looks more like a thumb, and photos of people showing what your view will be when on top of them in bed is a total ick anyway, regardless of how attractive they are.
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And no pillow case

 

[harveydean]

And no pillow case

I was about to say the same thing. I don’t know what’s worse - the yellowing of the pillow or his teeth.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

He’s put me off my lunch.

 

[leigh213]

This photo from someone who messaged me (unsolicited) should have come with a trigger warning. I’ve never seen anyone who looks more like a thumb, and photos of people showing what your view will be when on top of them in bed is a total ick anyway, regardless of how attractive they are.
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dear GOD. It's like he was trying to see how many extra chins he could achieve out of that.... already... terrible angle. What the freakity frig!

 

[DrNooo]

Turkey Teeth is also an ick

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And what the squirrel’s arse is going on with this facial hair?

 

[harveydean]

Turkey Teeth is also an ick

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And what the squirrel’s arse is going on with this facial hair?

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Chewbacca vibes.

 

[blondegob37]

Just putting their Instagram handle in the description, is this the normal?

 

[whyhellothere83]

Just putting their Instagram handle in the description, is this the normal?

Or people who do it and say their dating app ‘isn’t working’ so message on Snapchat or insta. Snapchat is another ick…. Should not be used over the age of 25

 

[unidentified]

I’ll keep my ‘baggage’ and you absolutely can help the pouting. Smile you knobhead but you’re probably not because your teeth are minging. Note the ‘this phone’ he’s taking his other one instead

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Turkey Teeth is also an ick

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And what the squirrel’s arse is going on with this facial hair?

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Squirrel’s arse.
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Oh I feel seen! I could send so many! Look forward to sharing. I’m on holiday in Yorkshire at the minute. I don’t want to be bumping into the finger blaster though

Welcome to God’s Country! (i don’t know why they call Yorkshire that)

 

[Dogtanian]

Oh I feel seen! I could send so many! Look forward to sharing. I’m on holiday in Yorkshire at the minute. I don’t want to be bumping into the finger blaster though

I can keep a ferret in my pants for 40 seconds.

 

[rainbowlemon]

He’s put me off my lunch.

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Sorry but he would get a like back from me.
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[Realitybites]

On hinge the sheer number of blokes who use pineapple on pizza as a prompt for ‘controversial opinion’.

Also anyone who puts ‘ask me’ instead of writing about themselves.

 

[Sibz]

After reading these screenshots, I honestly don't know how women bring themselves to have sex with men nowadays good grief

 

[Ohnoshebettadont]

I’ve been waiting for this! A few from the archive…
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After reading these screenshots, I honestly don't know how women bring themselves to have sex with men nowadays good grief

I’m bisexual and only date women. I also have a bi male fwb who is as terrified of men as I am

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Or people who do it and say their dating app ‘isn’t working’ so message on Snapchat or insta. Snapchat is another ick…. Should not be used over the age of 25

When they say bumble keeps deleting their account (the only reason I would except that to happen was if their profile was reported)
Even worse… when they blame bumble for getting their age wrong!!

 

[bigmac22]

Wish I’d have screenshotted but in response to the prompt “last time I cried” he put “when my grandad passed away”

lovely that you’re not totally heartless but why put that on your dating profile ????

also saw another guy who legit put in his Tinder bio “RIP Nan”

 

[Amoo]

Even worse… when they blame bumble for getting their age wrong!!

'I'm 42 not 32 dont no y it says that lol'

 

[rainbowlemon]

I’ve been waiting for this! A few from the archive…
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I’m bisexual and only date women. I also have a bi male fwb who is as terrified of men as I am

What is he on?
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Wish I’d have screenshotted but in response to the prompt “last time I cried” he put “when my grandad passed away”

lovely that you’re not totally heartless but why put that on your dating profile ????

also saw another guy who legit put in his Tinder bio “RIP Nan”

Yeah you really want to be thinking of nan when you're trying to get a sh*g.
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When they say bumble keeps deleting their account (the only reason I would except that to happen was if their profile was reported)
Even worse… when they blame bumble for getting their age wrong!!

My sister says Tinder blocked her. I literally have no idea what she got up to.

 

[unidentified]

‘Your mum will love me’ vom My mum died head and she absolutely wouldn’t love you.