Dear Danny and the Turnips
Oh sorry
bear with me, just dropped my monster energy drink!
No, only joking, great catchphrase though, how did you think that one up?
With all this talk of experience and knowledge that you have, I thought you might like the full JD of a generic job role as a dietician and nutritionist
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Then I moved on to personal trainers, albeit this has an American slant. See if you can tick any of these skills and attributes off
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I then moved to clinical and counselling psychologists. Now it's all on the web, so it must be true!
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Danny whilst I remember I split my sides laughing at your end of "Bear with Me" show, when you do that skit having no time for the Rolanator. Every day it gets me, what a hoot, actual side-splitting humour! Very original, cutting edge, top comedy.
Anyway as my sides were split, I knew I needed medical attention, then I thought " what would Danny do?" , and do you know I have decades of turning things up, sewing the odd button on, so I took that
experience which surely beats any medical qualifications, and stitched myself back up. The green cotton embroidery looks odd, but my experience of sewing paid off. Experience rules, eh Danny?
Please don't run that funny end of show skit again, I don't think I can sew my split sides up again. You funny, funny boy.
Please give me a " bear with me" shout out tomorrow. Every time you say it, I will slurp my tea, knowing you are saying it for me!
Every time you say " gang" I eat a biscuit, it's playing havoc with my calorie intake.
If can't do any of that how about a " Cameo Celebrity " type shout out from the car, but please do the pointy finger, the head butt, and the suppressed rage, then the knowing smile that says smug and " lost little boy" all in the same grin. I really like it when you tell someone they are wrong, and you are right, as you do that so rarely, it's a real treat for me.
Good luck with the job descriptions, see what you can tick off the lists.