The weird red font is kinda giving "65 year old conspiracy theorist on Facebook" aesthetic
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I'm still not convinced this isn't satire and she isn't just trolling us all.
This is the same person who hangs their underwear on their lamp for the AeStHeTiCs of slutty academia, my first thought isn't satire tbh, it's a desperate attempt to appear quirky and different.
She should have put more thought into this one
Good lord this is embarrassing
he looks like he coudnt knock the skin off a rice pudding.. plus there must be a hell of a lot of women out there into blokes who look like your little brother stuck in a suit for a family weddingSadly for fans of cringe everywhere, Dakota and Darcy broke up a while ago
Was going to make a post about Dakota’s syntactical and grammatical terrorism as seen in her breakup blog entry “Nowhere Girl Becomes Everywhere Girl,” (yes, she does somehow make the post itself even more cringe than the title) but everyone should just go read it.
I will leave you with this excerpt:
“Yesterday evening I stared into a mirror wondering if I was an awful person because I’ve moved on so fast until I learned my ex lover has made nightly habit of chasing drugs and bleeping strangers and picking fights in bars (and then calling me over and over until I turn my phone off whilst I’m cradled in someone else’s arms). Listen, I know I said I like bad boys, ‘cause I’ve never been much good with the good ones, but I didn’t mean *this* bad.”
The drug-chasing stranger-bleeping bar-fighting bad boy is depicted below:
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Thuggish individuals being turned out from England’s private performing arts schools!
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this reminds me of the pic taken of my partner back when he was still drinking asleep on the subway lying down with a pizza box on his face
Is it just me or is she trying to change her accent to sound less like she speaks English?
The video she did where she was sat in Jack Edwards’ room she kept stumbling on words that English speakers would know and say something like ‘how would you say that’ as if English wasn’t her first language
I think hanging around in Sicily has her thinking she’s now fully Italian
The video she did where she was sat in Jack Edwards’ room she kept stumbling on words that English speakers would know and say something like ‘how would you say that’ as if English wasn’t her first language
I think hanging around in Sicily has her thinking she’s now fully Italian
One thing that really intrigues me about Dakota is that she wants to be seen as an intellectual, a voracious reader, a writer, and an 'I'm just a girl/lobotomy-core' girl at the same time. But she's also a femme fatale who sleeps with older men/seduces her teachers, a simple Catholic girl from rural Australia, a hedonistic European aristocrat, someone who cares about social justice but is completely apolitical—the list goes on and on...Is it just me or is she trying to change her accent to sound less like she speaks English?
The video she did where she was sat in Jack Edwards’ room she kept stumbling on words that English speakers would know and say something like ‘how would you say that’ as if English wasn’t her first language
I think hanging around in Sicily has her thinking she’s now fully Italian
And her friends sweating in full suits during italian heat while cosplaying as old money while hiding their strawberry vapes from their social media posts
Well I guess it’s ok because it’s all a performance lol.
It reminds me of when someone says something dumb and go “woah you guys just don’t understand sarcasm”.
Gosh I don’t know how does she manage but her longer writing is more unbearable than the poetry. This was posted today.
There’s something so incredibly farcical about it. Not a single word comes from the person she actually is, she writes like the person she wants to be seen as and that’s what it makes it so bad.
Even her journaling reads like her hoping to have a Sylvia Plath/Virginia Woolf diaries moment as opposed to someone pouring their true private thoughts and feelings onto the page.
Why is she describing her teenage years like she went to euphoria high?
Are people paying for this word vomit?. Who is Lily and who calls their mum Mama?
The girl needs therapy not a patreon
The girl needs therapy not a patreon
Just watched her latest video, she says "i cant waut to publish my journals in an exibitionist and tortureous way" girl thinks she is sylvia plath lol
I wonder if she ever does anything for herself, without the need to be seen as this persona she created. I know the cringe people feel looking back on their 20s is gonna hit her hard lol.
I just saw this TikTok video and burst out laughing. The idea of knocking over a plant, putting on an aesthetic outfit, stockings and heeled shoes to then film yourself cleaning it up from different angles, edit it, pick some jazz music to go over the video and then post it is hilarious to me. That certainly must take a lot of patience.
This is such a pet peeve of mine, influencers posting these “candid” moments. All I can think of is them setting up the phone, walking away, acting out whatever they’re doing then going back to pick up the phone. They do this a bunch of times till they get the perfect take too lol.
This is such a pet peeve of mine, influencers posting these “candid” moments. All I can think of is them setting up the phone, walking away, acting out whatever they’re doing then going back to pick up the phone. They do this a bunch of times till they get the perfect take too lol.
She is back to posting daily about milk. Jesus even if she isnt dogwhistling, why is she making drinking dairy her personality idgi
Your post just reminded I came across her following this page recently.
He’s an American pastor who associates with and follows a bunch of Trump fanatics so it’s not even the “Catholic Churches pretty” part of religion. She’s just following one of those Protestants who try to make Christianity seem hip for the kids by hosting podcasts and doing tiktoks while spreading right wing radicalizing messages in a “cool” way. Sorry but at this point it’s very hard to deny what she and her friends are into.
Plus, she’s following ballerina farm and Dasha.
Could a trad wife/alt-right catholic rebrand be on the horizon? It’s funny because Dasha is an adult convert who keeps badmouthing the pope in everything he says, which completely goes again Papal supremacy. There’s a whole world of adult converts who got into Catholicism because they like the aesthetics yet are disappointed when they get into the church and realize lifelong Catholics are more concerned about helping out your brothers and sisters in need than what some obscure medieval text says about doctrines or that their local priest won’t support nazi rhetoric.
As for being a trad wife, that would require too much effort. I know lots of these people play up an image on social media, but at the end of the day they do have to deal with the fact that they have a bunch of children, which is a commitment I don’t see her making.
Also, this would completely kill her writing career as far as respectable publishing circles go. Of course there’s a lot of bigotry behind closed doors, but they don’t want you to be showy about it. Besides, holding those opinions in the open would completely alienate her fanbase who, despite being impressionable teenagers, still seem to have a stronger moral conduct than she does.
So I imagine she’ll just keep adding these little innuendos and dog whistles into her content so the people it’s aimed for can recognize it, but there’s still plausible deniability, as it’s the goal of dog whistles.
I did try to give her the benefit of the doubt because social media is only a fraction of someone’s lives, even if they’re an influencer, but all of it put together along with her friends inclinations paints a very clear picture to me.
" In: shotgun marriages, freud, out: gentle parenting"
She is getting worse
She is getting worse