Dakota Warren

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Here's a small compilation of Dakota's posts referencing milk on Instagram during the last month. Oh, I might have missed some. Multiple people have warned her about milk being widely used as nazi/white supremacist dog whistle on social media these days but it seems she just has to keep making posts about it because she looooooooves milk so much!!! And she makes sure to always pose with it alongside her rich white "trad yet apolitical" European friends. Not a great look.
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'You know that.' Um, do we? We don't know tit, your 'personality' is extremely affected and false. Such a weird approach to the matter. If I was being accused of being in the alt-right, I'd be denying it in the clearest possible terms.

Throwing our phrases like 'you know that' is the whole MO of alt-right weirdos online that I've had the displeasure of interacting with. Deny deny deny. That's the point of a dog whistle. It provides plausible deniability so that when people point it out, they turn around and treat the accusers as crazy.
 
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"You know that" as if she's ever made a political statement ever. It's not like there's a rise of the far right movement happening in Europe at the moment or anything, people are so silly to have doubts! 🙄
 
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Here's a small compilation of Dakota's posts referencing milk on Instagram during the last month. Oh, I might have missed some. Multiple people have warned her about milk being widely used as nazi/white supremacist dog whistle on social media these days but it seems she just has to keep making posts about it because she looooooooves milk so much!!! And she makes sure to always pose with it alongside her rich white "trad yet apolitical" European friends. Not a great look.
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Tbh i dont know about milk dog whistle, all im thinking about is how that milk in july heat prpbably makes all of their breaths stink to high heavens
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Im just watching her latest vlog and she keeps saying "im just a girl", "this is my girl fridge" and stuff like that. Dakota you are a 25 year old woman who (hopefully) pays taxes. Stop acting like ruby granger and let go of the "im just a girl" trend i beg of you
 
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Not even Ruby does the pathetic ‘I’m just a girl uwuuu I’m just so weak and pathetic and stupid that’s what being a girl is uwu look at how manic pixie dreamgirl I am’ thing. It’s so lame.

I’m just a girl, I bleed and ache but pick myself the duck up and walk back into that workspace and hold my own against men double my age. duck that weak tit.
 
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Tbh i dont know about milk dog whistle, all im thinking about is how that milk in july heat prpbably makes all of their breaths stink to high heavens
I wouldn’t have paid any mind to the weird milk references if they weren’t made by the same weird crowd she hangs with who’s obsessed with larping as 20th century aristocrats and follows “retvrn to tradition” type accounts as I’ve posted above.

Did anyone see she has a new “class” on skillshare? I have an account and went to check it out, it’s 27 minutes total divided in seven videos ranging from 1 to 6 minutes, essentially a YouTube video that I assume she got paid a pretty penny for.

Haven’t watched it but supposedly she’s teaching people how to leap from amateur to professional published writer, surely she’ll leave the key part of what makes her money out which is how to curate an image impressionable teenage girls will fall for.
 
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Whats with the harmonica's, also, who cares if you drink with your friends,
Almost everybody in your age group does the same or similar
 
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Here's a small compilation of Dakota's posts referencing milk on Instagram during the last month. Oh, I might have missed some. Multiple people have warned her about milk being widely used as nazi/white supremacist dog whistle on social media these days but it seems she just has to keep making posts about it because she looooooooves milk so much!!! And she makes sure to always pose with it alongside her rich white "trad yet apolitical" European friends. Not a great look.
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That matalas chap she hangs with was also riding the “milk” train on his TikTok. It makes me wonder if there is something behind it or 🤔
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If I’m not mistaken he’s an actor, @/darcystreamer on instagram
Someone on Reddit said that her BF Darcy works as a waiter at a members club.
people were speculating whether that is the reason she is keeping him private.
Nothing wrong with being a waiter imo, but if that is the reason why she is hiding him it would be sad.
 
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Someone on Reddit said that her BF Darcy works as a waiter at a members club.
people were speculating whether that is the reason she is keeping him private.
Nothing wrong with being a waiter imo, but if that is the reason why she is hiding him it would be sad.
Hmm that makes sense. Since she’s openly talked about working in a supermarket I don’t think she has a problem with having grown up middle class, but I can see how her group of friends illusions of grandeur could be influencing her views.

Also, having a boyfriend who’s a waiter isn’t particularly great for her tiktok persona, I bet if he had an estate like the mask guy the relationship would be way more public.
 
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First thing dakota did upon arriving to nyc is sitting with her bare a on someone's disgusting doorstep, and id bet a million dollars she sat straight on her bed afterwards
 
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I can’t stop laughing thinking about her trying to be her usual fakedeep self and some angry New Yorker putting her in her place 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Hmm that makes sense. Since she’s openly talked about working in a supermarket I don’t think she has a problem with having grown up middle class, but I can see how her group of friends illusions of grandeur could be influencing her views.

Also, having a boyfriend who’s a waiter isn’t particularly great for her tiktok persona, I bet if he had an estate like the mask guy the relationship would be way more public.
Sadly for fans of cringe everywhere, Dakota and Darcy broke up a while ago 😥

Was going to make a post about Dakota’s syntactical and grammatical terrorism as seen in her breakup blog entry “Nowhere Girl Becomes Everywhere Girl,” (yes, she does somehow make the post itself even more cringe than the title) but everyone should just go read it.

I will leave you with this excerpt:

“Yesterday evening I stared into a mirror wondering if I was an awful person because I’ve moved on so fast until I learned my ex lover has made nightly habit of chasing drugs and bleeping strangers and picking fights in bars (and then calling me over and over until I turn my phone off whilst I’m cradled in someone else’s arms). Listen, I know I said I like bad boys, ‘cause I’ve never been much good with the good ones, but I didn’t mean *this* bad.”

The drug-chasing stranger-bleeping bar-fighting bad boy is depicted below:

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Thuggish individuals being turned out from England’s private performing arts schools!
 
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Sadly for fans of cringe everywhere, Dakota and Darcy broke up a while ago 😥

Was going to make a post about Dakota’s syntactical and grammatical terrorism as seen in her breakup blog entry “Nowhere Girl Becomes Everywhere Girl,” (yes, she does somehow make the post itself even more cringe than the title) but everyone should just go read it.

I will leave you with this excerpt:

“Yesterday evening I stared into a mirror wondering if I was an awful person because I’ve moved on so fast until I learned my ex lover has made nightly habit of chasing drugs and bleeping strangers and picking fights in bars (and then calling me over and over until I turn my phone off whilst I’m cradled in someone else’s arms). Listen, I know I said I like bad boys, ‘cause I’ve never been much good with the good ones, but I didn’t mean *this* bad.”

The drug-chasing stranger-bleeping bar-fighting bad boy is depicted below:

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Thuggish individuals being turned out from England’s private performing arts schools!
Forget a punch, the only thing that man has ever thrown is a tantrum
 
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Forget a punch, the only thing that man has ever thrown is a tantrum
I just know his hands are softer than mine. And the signet ring is killing me, you think he wears it while waiting tables? (No problem with his profession btw, I just hate how entitled and pretentious they all are, why tf would you model your personality after posh pricks when you’re not even rich and they’re well known to be the worst people around??)
 
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“Yesterday evening I stared into a mirror wondering if I was an awful person because I’ve moved on so fast until I learned my ex lover has made nightly habit of chasing drugs and bleeping strangers and picking fights in bars (and then calling me over and over until I turn my phone off whilst I’m cradled in someone else’s arms). Listen, I know I said I like bad boys, ‘cause I’ve never been much good with the good ones, but I didn’t mean *this* bad.”
Her book cannot come out fast enough
 
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Her book cannot come out fast enough
Oh I’m sure it’ll be up there with Annie Ernaux. She just dropped some new stuff on instagram, I just can’t believe it’s an adult published author who wrote it.



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The way she had the guts to make a video dissing “modern poetry” such as Rupi Kaur yet her writing is pretty much the same thing is so funny to me lol.

Also, if you feel the need to always embellish your words with fonts and background pictures to the point it makes it very difficult to actually read them in order to make people interested then maybe you should rethink your career path.
 
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The absolute audacity to slap her cheap word salad over those genuine works of art… the ego on this woman knows no bounds…
 
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