Dakota Warren

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New driking game: take a shot everytime she writes something along the lines of "i met god"
Or mentions the following: girlhood, pomegranates, flesh, blood, teeth, bones, purity/impurity, “erotic”, feral, God is dead. Add in random italics and all-caps sentences in red font, and you’ve got yourself a Dakota Warren poem.
 
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Dakota is too much of a boring Jesus freak to bother watching anymore. Yet first story I’ve seen in forever and she’s trying to say “life is cyclical” but instead conjures up “life is spherical” 🤦‍♀️ can’t make this tit up folks.

Novel forthcoming 2027!
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Dakota is too much of a boring Jesus freak to bother watching anymore. Yet first story I’ve seen in forever and she’s trying to say “life is cyclical” but instead conjures up “life is spherical” 🤦‍♀️ can’t make this tit up folks.

Novel forthcoming 2027!
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I haven't come across her content in a while but jesus will she ever evolve past the tumblr prose? It's truly amazing how anyone with a following can be a "published author" these days. I'd say no publisher would give her writing the time of day if it wasn't for that but with this new shy girl a.i controversy i think they're just publishing anything that'll cater to the "cannibalism as a metaphor for love, pomegranate, i'm-a-catholic-now-but-it-has-nothing-to-do-with-it-being-trendy (also all of my personality stems from what's algorithmically in but i promise you i'm the one who's genuine about it!!)" side of the internet.
 
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Oh god i forgot her existence (and im only two posts above) Just came here because of notification and i wanna say, im surprised how irrelevant she became so fast. (Is it the same for you guys??)
 
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Oh god i forgot her existence (and im only two posts above) Just came here because of notification and i wanna say, im surprised how irrelevant she became so fast. (Is it the same for you guys??)
Her publisher is truly daft. Delaying the book release of an influencer until 2027? Dakota was already becoming irrelevant like 2 years ago and gets virtually no engagement now.
 
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