bleeping EYE ROLL
Does she want to shove it down our throats anymore that she’s sooooo
bleeping HaPpy
Look, I am all for living your best life unapologetically. But generally, when people bang on about how much they love their other halves, how lucky they are and how unbeeeeelievably happy they are, it’s usually the complete opposite. You know the ones, streams of gushing posts about how amazing their relationship is all over socials and next thing, they’re splitsville. Not saying that’s Lucy and Ross but the whole ‘I’m so
bleeping happy I’m shitting glitter’ thing doesn’t wash with me.