Derry_girl
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I thought it was black Friday, not April fools day
I thought it was black Friday, not April fools day
CMB even Cillit Bang won't shift that dirt!New thread ideas?
Fab recap... When you read all this doesn't it just show what a bit of bloody work she is!Recap CMB as per tattle rules:
Colour Me Bootiful aka Antonia/Toni
Make up artist from Derry, owner of “The parlour” beauty salon.
Wife of perfect Paul, her long suffering slave who seems to do everything for her except wash her.
Mother of two children whose lives are inappropriately over shared on social media.
Had weight loss surgery a few ears ago which made her a better person
Became embroiled in a scandal of her own making when text messages she had sent, slagging off brides, clients and colleagues were leaked over social media around November 2019. Initially denied all involvement, claiming they were malicious and fake but eventually threw a pity party admitting involvement but used every excuse under the sun to minimise her responsibility for her own behaviour. (It was before the weight loss surgery which transformed her body and personality after all.) Tiny tears had competition!
Swore she was leaving Derry, going off social media etc etc.
However, cue 2020, breast reduction surgery and big comeback to Derry and social media! A sigh of relief was heard for miles around!!!
2020 brought inspirational quotes galore and complete self exoneration by Toni.
During lockdown she has bestowed her gag inducing lack of culinary skills on her followers. Galavanted around IKEA, The Range, Homesense and all other non essential shops for her essential purchases which include fake plants and grass, garden furniture and room spray to disguise her unwashed sheets.
Preached to the masses about following rules as she has vulnerable family members whilst breaking every rule there was.
Can’t spell to save herself and doesn’t speak English that well either.
Hypocrisy and irony are completely lost on her but she loves a motivational/inspirational quote depicting the opposite of what she actually does
Weighs in on politics and social issues around the world - particularly America - despite being completely uneducated on facts of the matter.
Openly admitted on social media to not washing her hair for weeks on end and to not washing her face for a week
Is completely incapable of performing any basic household task and almost had a breakdown when her husband contracted Covid and she had to look after her own weins and keep the house running. Perfect Paul had to leave his sick bed to save the day! Tears and snotters all over the ‘gram!
Has “designed” and “created” her own makeup brush and makeup line which is nothing but Ali express tat with a horrendous markup - packaged in her own house and sold in a department store in Donegal
Uses the main bathroom in her house to store thousands of pounds worth of unworn clothes in bin bags and sells expired makeup on depop.
Loves a cry in front of the camera - a la Betty Davis, swears like a trooper and doesn’t read tattle
Anything else? She really keeps us haters entertained. The gift that keeps on giving is our Toni.
Let’s not forget planning to take over the world with Cliona who dropped her like a hot potato as soon as the scandal brokeRecap CMB as per tattle rules:
Colour Me Bootiful aka Antonia/Toni
Make up artist from Derry, owner of “The parlour” beauty salon.
Wife of perfect Paul, her long suffering slave who seems to do everything for her except wash her.
Mother of two children whose lives are inappropriately over shared on social media.
Had weight loss surgery a few ears ago which made her a better person
Became embroiled in a scandal of her own making when text messages she had sent, slagging off brides, clients and colleagues were leaked over social media around November 2019. Initially denied all involvement, claiming they were malicious and fake but eventually threw a pity party admitting involvement but used every excuse under the sun to minimise her responsibility for her own behaviour. (It was before the weight loss surgery which transformed her body and personality after all.) Tiny tears had competition!
Swore she was leaving Derry, going off social media etc etc.
However, cue 2020, breast reduction surgery and big comeback to Derry and social media! A sigh of relief was heard for miles around!!!
2020 brought inspirational quotes galore and complete self exoneration by Toni.
During lockdown she has bestowed her gag inducing lack of culinary skills on her followers. Galavanted around IKEA, The Range, Homesense and all other non essential shops for her essential purchases which include fake plants and grass, garden furniture and room spray to disguise her unwashed sheets.
Preached to the masses about following rules as she has vulnerable family members whilst breaking every rule there was.
Can’t spell to save herself and doesn’t speak English that well either.
Hypocrisy and irony are completely lost on her but she loves a motivational/inspirational quote depicting the opposite of what she actually does
Weighs in on politics and social issues around the world - particularly America - despite being completely uneducated on facts of the matter.
Openly admitted on social media to not washing her hair for weeks on end and to not washing her face for a week
Is completely incapable of performing any basic household task and almost had a breakdown when her husband contracted Covid and she had to look after her own weins and keep the house running. Perfect Paul had to leave his sick bed to save the day! Tears and snotters all over the ‘gram!
Has “designed” and “created” her own makeup brush and makeup line which is nothing but Ali express tat with a horrendous markup - packaged in her own house and sold in a department store in Donegal
Uses the main bathroom in her house to store thousands of pounds worth of unworn clothes in bin bags and sells expired makeup on depop.
Loves a cry in front of the camera - a la Betty Davis, swears like a trooper and doesn’t read tattle
Anything else? She really keeps us haters entertained. The gift that keeps on giving is our Toni.
I totally agree that the gifted meat is disgraceful but I'm actually cringing for whoever sent this message. Not only is the spelling and language awful but it makes them look as 'chavvy' as Toni's decorations!!! I'm sure Higgins had a good laugh at it.
Its enough that we are criticising these influencers, they're often money grabbing, irresponsible, self entitled twats who are flaunting every rule going! And they're also putting their entire life on display so are open to public opinion. But slagging another member for their grammar and wording is shit form. But sure keep on sitting on your high horse and making people feel less about themselves... You're as bad as Toni.I totally agree that the gifted meat is disgraceful but I'm actually cringing for whoever sent this message. Not only is the spelling and language awful but it makes them look as 'chavvy' as Toni's decorations!!! I'm sure Higgins had a good laugh at it.
Thankyou thats so lovely, we will make the most of it, its about family really as long as we have each other then thats a Christmas right there xxI feel for you, this is so sad, I would love to buy your kids a small gift each but I don't want to show who I am on here and I can't think of anyway round it
Very condescending. The language she still uses to describe her bigger clothes and being bigger is disgusting and derogatory. As someone who wears those sizes I would be affronted to buy from her. She has serious body issues and definitely sees fat as bad.... She's an asshole standing crying in her expensive pyjamas in her chavvy council houseJesus but I'd actually love to slap her. She now thinks shes better than everyone cause she's lost her weight. On trying to say she wasn't being condescending well actually while watching it I thought she Def was being condescending. Then on to cover her ass cause Paul told her the way she was coming across was wrong. Plus spoofer is not right in the context she's using it. She is one ignorant uneducated chav. Plus I don't believe a quarter of the money made will be given to the make a wish foundation. She's to much of a greedy mare to see past the next crushed velvet headboard
Couldn't agree more. I live beside them. Creggan is one of the most socioeconomic deprived areas in NI and there she is in her £200 PJs and showing her 'OCD' in buying multiples of everything. Some children won't get a hot dinner because schools are shut but sure, who is she to care? Mouthpiece.You could have all the money in the world and still couldn't buy class!! Noone cares about your 'silk' pj's that were 200 quid. Toni go out into your front street, see the houses to the right and left of you, there's probably people in there worrying where their next bite of food is coming from! Stop with the gloating! You bring all the drama upon yourself. If you weren't such a self centred twat then maybe, just maybe people may not give you so much grief! But then sure it's Tonio, likes to be the centre of attention!
.The hypocrisy of this is unbelievable, we can all see what you post Toni