Clemmie Telford

[Coffee-Addict]

Do any of you follow her husband? He's posted a photo of her mooncup in a saucepan!! Do we really need to see that.

Anything for follows them two

 

[hashtag_twat]

Do any of you follow her husband? He's posted a photo of her mooncup in a saucepan!! Do we really need to see that.

Is he trying to steal FOD’s crown and take on his title of “King of Periods”!?

 

[yellow_daisies]

Is he trying to steal FOD’s crown and take on his title of “King of Periods”!?

He has a daughter now. To show the world he is an Enlightened Man and Father, he will now talk about periods.

 

[Taco Cat]

That toilet photo . I have teen sons and all I can think of is their peers screenshotting it. Its out there forever. Jeez

 

[Mustard]

Dear God, there was nobody that needed to see that. No doubt she was hailed as being "brave" etc.

Yeah, that pic alone would scupper her house sale.

 

[Pforphoebe]

Do any of you follow her husband? He's posted a photo of her mooncup in a saucepan!! Do we really need to see that.

excuse me??!! Things must be tight cos looks like a begging speed for a new mooncup

 

[GreyWolf]

excuse me??!! Things must be tight cos looks like a begging speed for a new mooncup

Ben probably wants a free cock cup so he doesnt actually need to go near Clemmie after the toilet pic.

(Disclaimer cock cup is a joke, I’m not googling to see if it exists)

 

[Mustard]

Ben probably wants a free cock cup so he doesnt actually need to go near Clemmie after the toilet pic.

(Disclaimer cock cup is a joke, I’m not googling to see if it exists)

Didn’t Mumsnet have a discussion about a cock cup a few years ago that made the national papers?

 

[FrannyGallops]

Didn’t Mumsnet have a discussion about a cock cup a few years ago that made the national papers?

Do you mean the penis beaker thread?

 

[Mustard]

Do you mean the penis beaker thread?

Yes, that one! Such a polite name.....

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Do you mean the penis beaker thread?

Penis Beaker brought a whole load of idiots over , it was a downward turn for the site after that not at all funny thread.

 

[FrannyGallops]

not at all funny thread.

Agreed. Although to be fair, the OP was amusing in a bonkers way, it was the replies to it that turned it into tit. It’s probably still in ‘classics’ somewhere.

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Agreed. Although to be fair, the OP was amusing in a bonkers way, it was the replies to it that turned it into tit. It’s probably still in ‘classics’ somewhere.

Along with Maui Hailee , a fictional spoilt Princess who was so foul I can’t believe she’d have friends or a man wanting to marry her .

 

[Mummykins]

The latest “list”. Utterly self indulgent tit and surprise surprise monetising the experience.

 

[Kutikuti]

She just posted this!

 

[dollparts]

No amount of money could tempt me to do that dulcosoft ad and jesus christ, taking it at a festival is just nuts. I'd choose the sluggish bowels any day rather than shitting out my insides in a portaloo.

 

[fireflies]

The woman has no shame pushing laxatives.

 

[Pommes]

What have I seen?
Guessing the lucrative ads have dried up.

 

[Kutikuti]

What have I seen?
Guessing the lucrative ads have dried up.

She’s not good enough for the Gusto ads that everyone seems to be doing now

No amount of money could tempt me to do that dulcosoft ad and jesus christ, taking it at a festival is just nuts. I'd choose the sluggish bowels any day rather than shitting out my insides in a portaloo.

This

 

[Palm23]

'I was chuffed when they asked me to work with them...'

No amount of money would have me advertising laxatives. You couldn't pay me to take one at a festival either. She used to have a career. Now she's reduced to this.