Clemmie Telford

[fireflies]

She was chuffed that Dulcolax thought which IGer is full of tit? Ahh Telford. She’ll advertise anything. No morals and no common sense.
How must they feel that the dozy witch hadn’t even tried it before advertising it? Every human in the country knows you can buy laxatives, my 13 yr old knows they exist. Recommending a product you use is one thing, but advertising something you don’t?! This woman is literally so thick.
I have such sensitive system I would never just try something at a festival. You have no idea how you will react. This woman lurches from wetting herself, to not being able to poo for cash. I’m finding her worse by the day.
But also all the other instamamas must be pissing themselves into their free Tena ladies at Telford scooping up all the worst collaborations while they have new houses and white goods. Perhaps if she shares she’s shat herself at a festival, Beko will be in touch with a washing machine whilst MOD polishes her Miele freebies.

I feel rage about this.
Does this not contravene cap code influencers advertising medicines she has 104 followers way more than this mama life.

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What does paid partnership mean money or 1 grid pic plus stories.
Free laxatives and free festival tickets no doubt.
Shes a middle class sponger with no shame.

 

[SWLDN-MUM]

Had to.

Interesting that Sanofi PR / Pharmacovigilence team have now waded in...they must be delighted with their choice of influencer and all
the positive PR it’s generated

 

[Droops17]

Yeah, I did notice that. She’s also deleted her original comment in response to the person who [has tried the product] said it can cause painful cramps. No doubt told to do that by her “employer”...

 

[fireflies]

Yeah, I did notice that. She’s also deleted her original comment in response to the person who [has tried the product] said it can cause painful cramps. No doubt told to do that by her “employer”...

I hope this posts been reported.
Shes acting like a immature brat with all the tit Jokes this is no way to advertise a medicine.
There are different types if laxatives and some do cause bad tummy ache.

 

[Exhaustednurse]

What a mess!

Firstly, how the mighty have fallen! Advertising laxatives is not really on point with her branding of tattooed, Uber cool mum, body positivity, of south London?

But the childish jokes about constipation and poo are just dreadful. How can the brand be comfortable with this?

 

[Mustard]

I took a Potters natural laxative a long time ago and it was really powerful. It was imperative to be near a toilet. No way would I take a laxative at a festival.

 

[Kutikuti]

The last thing I want in a festival is to be sh****g myself. Drink more water and eat better. She’s constipated because she boozes, eats super starchy food and doesn’t drink enough water.
Maybe she should of done the ad after trying the laxatives herself at the festival, it before. Is pretty unethical to promote medical products you haven’t used

 

[Mustard]

The last thing I want in a festival is to be sh****g myself. Drink more water and eat better. She’s constipated because she boozes, eats super starchy food and doesn’t drink enough water.
Maybe she should of done the ad after trying the laxatives herself at the festival, it before. Is pretty unethical to promote medical products you haven’t used

Oh, but she said she’s now teetotal.

 

[fireflies]

Its the same company sanofi as the sleeping pills with this mama life.
Clearly they never learn.
I hope ASA gets this tit excuse the pun taken down soon.

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Just when Clem can’t get any more dopey ( the camping debacle anyone?) she advertises a laxative when she’s not even constipated and contemplates using it at a festival , where we know the toilets are always going to be threat to human life in themselves.

She’s a right dozy mare!

 

[Mummykins]

It is completely unfathomable. The only way this could get worse is with a photograph of her actually on the toilet. Oh.

 

[Kutikuti]

To me all of this just proves something I’ve been thinking for a while. This instagrammers would do/sell ANYTHING for money. They don’t care about their followers or the ethics/safeguards of what they do, it’s all about the money

 

[fireflies]

It is completely unfathomable. The only way this could get worse is with a photograph of her actually on the toilet. Oh.

Shes already done sat on toilet pose see a few pages back

 

[maytoseptember]

Advertising laxatives? Talk about scraping the barrel. What next? Anusol? Thrush treatment? I mean, this is hardly influencer glamour, is it?

 

[Palm23]

This is so poorly thought out. She markets herself as a strategist but constantly makes idiotic errors and displays no foresight. I wouldn't employ her

Also what brand wants to be associated with her now? She's crap at actually advertising the product itself (remember when she was advertising camping, buy went home early then complained that camping requires more stuff than you can fit in a landrover?). And now I associate her with actually shitting in a crappy festival toilet. She even provided an image of her (not) straining on the toilet. She's not gonna get any glam collabs now is she?

 

[Instawanker]

Advertising laxatives? Talk about scraping the barrel. What next? Anusol? Thrush treatment? I mean, this is hardly influencer glamour, is it?

I would quite happily advertise Thrush treatment - I use it so often

 

[Palm23]

She's on a break with her husband. Wonder if she's done a poo yet.

 

[GreyWolf]

I honestly think of her as an Alan Partridge but female. His Dundee cake down the loo are all just right up her street. I can equally imagine all the other mamas shouting ‘oi Telford you wanker’
She’s destroyed any interest and respect I had for her with her dreadful approach to all of this. With the lists she had potential. But the lack of checking and respect for writers, not paying them, her rudeness, her awful stories, her Unrelateability, her blagging and now her tena and laxative adverts, coupled with the toilet photo and she’s become an absolute money grabbing monster. Her poor children. And Ben? He needs to start taking control of his family.

 

[Nemokel]

She was chuffed that Dulcolax thought which IGer is full of tit? Ahh Telford. She’ll advertise anything. No morals and no common sense.
How must they feel that the dozy witch hadn’t even tried it before advertising it? Every human in the country knows you can buy laxatives, my 13 yr old knows they exist. Recommending a product you use is one thing, but advertising something you don’t?! This woman is literally so thick.
I have such sensitive system I would never just try something at a festival. You have no idea how you will react. This woman lurches from wetting herself, to not being able to poo for cash. I’m finding her worse by the day.
But also all the other instamamas must be pissing themselves into their free Tena ladies at Telford scooping up all the worst collaborations while they have new houses and white goods. Perhaps if she shares she’s shat herself at a festival, Beko will be in touch with a washing machine whilst MOD polishes her Miele freebies.

 

[Carobee]

We were all happier before instamums came along!