Wow I’m morphing into Mario with my spelling!!!Thought I’d lost you all!
didn’t realise there was a new thread Tom bust out living my life drinking lot of these
To busy I should say not Tom bust
Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?
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To busy I should say not Tom bust
He honestly dresses like the wee Romanian woman who work in my local car wash with the socks/sandals and leggings combo.
Anyway I’ve been awol on here as been on a wee boujee holiday journey to Mallorca which only took 3 weeks to plan unlike martins trip which he haven’t heard the bleeping end off.
will go and catch up my lovelies but I’m sure it’s been the same nonsense from the king of Beirut towers, can’t wait to see if he’s done any bed changing or bleep washings. Missed you all mwah mwah xoxoxox
He's always on the go? Are you joking Martin? You're always in your bed or on your sofa you lazy twit
and you always do sweet duck all for him
Pretty sure he’d always be posting these flowers if he always bought them him… can’t say I’ve ever seen any real flowers in the postage stamp on his daily ‘gutted the hoose’ videos.
I’ve literally never seen this happen before fs did Derek use the guest soap again
Hello ma lovelies, just watching ma life pass by as a do duck all on ma gorgeous orange pillow
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Why do you need fake tulips then? 
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That nose!!! He should get himself a pair of blinkers like a horse. Nobody needs to be seeing that side on
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does someone pissing on you sort sunburn or is that jellyfish?
Not going to lie I'm under a blanket now. Shivering like a smack head. The first bit or sun this year has kicked my arse. I'm bont to a cinder
does someone pissing on you sort sunburn or is that jellyfish?
Higher Love is being sang on the Coronation concert..... 
Tit heads favourite song, Higher Love is being sang at the Coronation concert....Sing it hen!!!
. He just looked at me and said I assume that’s something to do with that Scottish prick? This made me laugh so much when I saw it on the TV just nowTit heads favourite song, Higher Love is being sang at the Coronation concert....Sing it hen!!!
I only know the song because of our Mario and being on here I always seem to hear it in Asda, each time I laugh to myself!This made me laugh so much when I saw it on the TV just now
Jesus wept that Mashoooov Snout!!!!! She’s need to invest in rhinoplasty not bleeping zoflora!!!
Back in yer ain lane hen he said always gets him flowers he didn't say always real flowers the fake tulips could had been fae Deed Deek also.Pretty sure he’d always be posting these flowers if he always bought them him… can’t say I’ve ever seen any real flowers in the postage stamp on his daily ‘gutted the hoose’ videos.
The Dior bag... He will get it and guilt trip Deed Deek into paying for it for his 40th because Marion doesn't ever go out and buy himself anything worthy. 2 months tat spending there is £1000 nearly want it so bad Marion make cut backs and save.... Better yet put it towards a deposit for a home you can actually call your own.
Bet he only buys flowers when he feels guilty. Who ya been bumming Deek? Domboii?
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