Well the pair of you should have stayed at home then there would be 2 less in town 
Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?
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More holiday stuff? Ffs he's not going till next year, unless he's lying and he's really going this year and just trying to put us off the scent to stop us going with him and wrecking his security....Well the pair of you should have stayed at home then there would be 2 less in town
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What a hard faced witch he is.
He says blonde, I say grey
I say the same. He was using too much purple shampoo on that...If purple shampoo was around when he was younger that is
Cos he doesn’t clean. He wipes down! Nobody can actually clean dressed how he is, you’d sweat your tits offHow does he clean dressed like that? I done some house work this morning in my pjs and i was sweating my tits off, i am about an hour away from him and its clammy as hell today
Surely someone is gonna tell him that buying more holiday stuff over 12 months in advance is not a flex! I go away my first (of four holidays) in six weeks and haven’t bought a thing yet, nor have I tried on my stuff from previous years.Well the pair of you should have stayed at home then there would be 2 less in town
Screaming henWell the pair of you should have stayed at home then there would be 2 less in town
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Looks like a poundland version of the Scooter singer
Must have been a bespoke day oot with Krystal meth ma henWell the pair of you should have stayed at home then there would be 2 less in town
I thought that was legit Shirley off Eastenders.
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We're in sync hen
He can wipe his arse …put the kettle on … give flairs a hoover and check his ring door bell without getting off the loo IYKYK
IYKYK 
Why’s he watching gardening videos when he hasn’t got a garden
Did you buy all your holiday clothes 18 months in advance hen? Have plenty of them
lethal drinks and get cosy on that plane
Its cos hes petite hen.doesnt sweat like us big unitsHow does he clean dressed like that? I done some house work this morning in my pjs and i was sweating my tits off, i am about an hour away from him and its clammy as hell today
The only garden he'll ever see
He's a fud 
He’s manifesting one hen, he’s learning all this new bollox fae Lorna (or Laura?Why’s he watching gardening videos when he hasn’t got a garden
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