Her head is shaped like the blobs in a lava lamp, nae debates.
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His hair looks like a skull cap. Factual. And the less said about that humongous bollock nose the better
Why’s he suddenly started squinting more?
Is he after a wee collaboration with Guide Dogs For The Blind my lovelies?
Is he after a wee collaboration with Guide Dogs For The Blind my lovelies?
So lads, 
we're all going on a holiday jurnee and I'm here for it! 
we're all going on a holiday jurnee and I'm here for it! 
Him and Derek doon in bunker bar. Wae some muscle bear walking them aroond oan leads
Right ma lovelies, this is a Madge rant (no just any auld rant) so select block button or get a cuppa tea #soaye
First of aw, separated at birth ...
And I swear his beak is getting bigger and nae debates.
Second, get sum glesses and stoap squinting
Thirdly they're gawn oot their hame toon oan holiday, auld Madge's reaction tae that bombshell.
And last but by no means least, wee Deek has never been abroad, where did he serve in the army, Beirut towers?
First of aw, separated at birth ...
And I swear his beak is getting bigger and nae debates.
Second, get sum glesses and stoap squinting
Thirdly they're gawn oot their hame toon oan holiday, auld Madge's reaction tae that bombshell.
And last but by no means least, wee Deek has never been abroad, where did he serve in the army, Beirut towers?
Why get your passport now when he said he's off next summer? That's a year wasted. Fool.
Jeez, Gran Canaria with a breeze will still burn you to a crisp in the summer.
His IBS copes well with a curry.
Jeez, Gran Canaria with a breeze will still burn you to a crisp in the summer.
His IBS copes well with a curry.
Why is he making Derek out to be some invalid because he’s never been abroad? Derek did fine travelling to London on his own to collect Mario so I’m sure he’ll be fine on a 4 and a half hour flight to Gran Canaria. He flips and flops and contradicts himself so much he makes my head spin
It's only 2 hours oan Marion Airways.
Ah'm particularly, relatively looking forward tae this journeh tae the wee place abroad.
Factual.
Oh,1 thing he says Deek has never been abroad but he has sent him away to get his passport.
What does he mean by this?
Then says it takes 10 weeks to come.
1st-time passports require an interview.
What does he mean by this?
Then says it takes 10 weeks to come.
1st-time passports require an interview.
Deek has nae chance.
Q1. What's your name?
I think all this influencer talk from him lately is him jumping back on the bandwagon, and he's thinking that's how he'll get extra cash to get abroad 
Thanks Hen. I've now got a mental image of him as Britney the air hostess in the toxic video. Can our resident artistic genius create my vision so you can all be dazzled?It's only 2 hours oan Marion Airways.
Ah'm particularly, relatively looking forward tae this journeh tae the wee place abroad.
Factual.
Spine bright
I expect wee Deek is standing outside his nearest Passport Office as we speak, waiting for them to invite him in. He's probably looking very small and very lost.
Ah'm no up oan soldier stuff (need tae get tae ken), but surely if you were in the army you would require a passport as standard?
Ah wunner who will sign wee Deek's passport photies, think it will be blue tick influencer Marion?
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Ah'm sure that's been done afore, or mebbes it wuz a nightmare ah hud.Thanks Hen. I've now got a mental image of him as Britney the air hostess in the toxic video. Can our resident artistic genius create my vision so you can all be dazzled?
Spine bright
ETA, oor wee @hopethishelpsallthebest huz already treatit us tae Marion Spears, link below
Cleaning with Mario #90 Much to his dismay, Mario's been dumped by Ava May
This is his favourite area for those that's blocked. Gutted he didnae pick the bleep washings corner 💔
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I can’t believe we’re going on a passport journee hens! Maybe he thinks his book launch will pay for it 
HENS I told you all before that saving lives cleaning is ma job but I have been offered a new job thank god! 
so cleaning isnae ma job for much longer and I’ll have nothing in common with maz anymore 
so cleaning isnae ma job for much longer and I’ll have nothing in common with maz anymore I needed to get to know and you've shown me how. I ran to that link, no walked. Genius so aye. FactualAh'm no up oan soldier stuff (need tae get tae ken), but surely if you were in the army you would require a passport as standard?
Ah wunner who will sign wee Deek's passport photies, think it will be blue tick influencer Marion?
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Ah'm sure that's been done afore, or mebbes it wuz a nightmare ah hud.
ETA, oor wee @hopethishelpsallthebest huz already treatit us tae Marion Spears, link below
Cleaning with Mario #90 Much to his dismay, Mario's been dumped by Ava May
This is his favourite area for those that's blocked. Gutted he didnae pick the bleep washings corner 💔tattle.life
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